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Regulus, examining Barty's fake ID: you changed your name to... Hornkus Binglefuck?

Barty: Yeah :D

Dorcas: 'Hornkus Binglefuck'? What kind of stupid name is that, Barty?

Barty: They let you pick any name you want when you get down there

Regulus: And you landed on 'Hornkus Binglefuck'...

Barty: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed

#hornkus binglefuck #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #regulus black #source: superbad #mclovin

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

#source: Superbad #the black phone #incorrect quotes #the black phone incorrect quotes #incorrect black phone quotes #the grabber #ethan hawke #albert shaw #finney blake #mason thames #McLovin

Carnelian:You get the fake id or what?

Kinkajou:got it right here man, it’s flawless!

Moonwatcher:alright that’s good, hard to trace I guess…wait…you changed your name to…McLovin???

Kinkajou, thinking she’s a genius:Yeah😎

Moon:McLovin?!? What kind of stupid name is that Kinkajou are you trying to be a skywing R&B singer???

Kinkajou:nono, they let you pick whatever name ya want down there!

Carnelian:AND YOU LANDED ON MCLOVIN???

Kinkajou:well it was between that or Caribou

Carnelian:WHY THE FUCK WAS IT BETWEEN THAT AND CARIBOU

Kinkajou:CARIBOUS THE MOST COMMON NAME IN PYRRHIA READ A FUCKING BOOK FOR ONCE

#submission #source: superbad #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof carnelian #wof moonwatcher #wof kinkajou #incorrect quotes

Harry: be prepared to be fucked by the king dick of the law

#source: Superbad #harry potter #marauders #marauders era #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #moony #wormtail #padfoot #prongs #hogwarts #funny

Beelzebub: Well, you let us pick any title we want when we got down here.

Lucifer: And you decided to choose lord of the flies?

Beelzebub: Well, it was between that and lord of shit.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Why the FUCK would it be between that and lord of shit?

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Lucifer #SYM Beelzebub #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Superbad

roche: prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

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Jian Yi: I still think you have a chance with Mo Guan Shan. And he got incredibly hot over last summer. And he obviously hasn’t realized it yet, ‘cause he’s still always talking to you and flirting with you.

He Tian: Are you out of your mind? Look at Mo Guan Shan’s dating record, okay? He dated She Li who’s had a six-pack since, like kindergarten. Zhan Zheng Xi who looks like a fucking model. And Buzzcut. Buzzcut, he’s the sweetest guy ever. Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like first time I heard the Beatles.