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Ashley: Did we talk about if Jesus was a top or a bottom?

Andrew: ... I don't know, did we?

Ashley: I feel like we've talked about if Jesus would be a top or a bottom.

Andrew: I'm sorry, but being crucified is such bottom energy.

*Giggling.*

Ashley: Bottoms be like... *Poses being crucified.*

Tighnari : *drinks tea with Cyno* I usually get sweet tea with my Chick Fill-a, that's what I've always paired it with.

Cyno : *was taping a sip of his tea* I showed you my- uh- *starts to choke* wait- what the fu- *continues to choke*

Tighnari : *goes to him a shakes him* Cyno... ? CYNO ! CYNOOOOOO !!!!

Marvin: You're gonna die early if you keep smoking those cigarettes.

Whizzer: Okay, but what's gonna go first, my lungs or your liver?

Marvin: Whizzer, I'm not an alcoholic. The last time I drank was eight days ago and it was a Mike's hard lemonade.

Whizzer: 'One Mike's hard lemonade,' don't you mean ten Mike's hard lemonades?

Marvin: I did not have ten Mike's hard lemonades.

Whizzer: What were all those cans in our room? I couldn't take a step on the floor!

Marvin: There are no cans in our room! You're gaslighting me!

Light: How old are you?

Ryuk: Uh... yeah.

Light: Alright, cool.

Kass: How old are you?

Link: Uh...yeah.

Kass: Alright, cool.

childe: [royally fucks something up]

xiao: looks like someone took too many dumb bitch pills.

childe:

xiao: did they have a two-for-one special dumb bitch juice at the store?

childe: you know what–

FUCK YOU, QUINTIN YOU SMUG LITTLE NERD!

Eli in “Roboslugs”

Castus: I'm sorry but being crucified is such bottom energy

Agron: *throws holey hands*

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