#source: tweet

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #1185

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[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Gold: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Gold: Silver and Crystal are still really angry about it but Sapphire and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

[minyardfluff]

Matt: good night kids

Kids: good night dad

Matt: good night monster that eats kids who are bad

Dan, through a walkie talkie under the bed: GOOD NIGHT

[jaydickfanfiction]

How to care for a sad person by Jason Todd:

1. Lay a blanket out.

2. Pick up sad person.

3. Gently place sad person on blanket.

4. Roll them up like sushi.

5. Put in grave.

[incorrect-cloakanddagger-quotes]

Evita: I'm breaking up with you.

Tyrone: Is it because I say "Uh-Oh, Spaghetti Ohs when things go wrong?

Evita: Yeah.

Tyrone: Uh-Oh, Spaghetti Ohs.

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s just fucked up. You know I’m dumb as hell. Like, come on!

Coulson [after getting pranked by May]

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing… God, what is that thing called… other people.

Bellatrix Lestrange

[armin-screams-for-icecream]

Yurio: Hey Otabek look at this funny meme. *hands phone to Otabek so he can see* Otabek: Wait, who is that guy? Yurio: I don't know. Just laugh and give me my fucking phone back.