#source: bewitched

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bob: I thought you and John were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.

Bucky: Let’s hope it stays ‘almost’.

[wandering-woods]

Lockwood: Sweetheart, I'm home. Come give me a passionate kiss

George: ok, pucker up

(Lucy kisses Lockwood's cheek)

Kipps: That's passionate?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Dorcas: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Katniss: I thought you and Gale were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.

Peeta: Let’s hope it stays ‘almost’.

[amostexcellentblog]

Hangman: Roo, I'm going to skip breakfast, I've got that early meeting... Oh, good morning Admiral.

Iceman: Bradley, you really should come with us tonight, the flyboys haven't seen you in ages and...

Rooster: Pops, Jake said "Good Morning."

Iceman: Who?

Iceman: *Turns* Oh, him. Now Bradley, we can pick you up tonight, or you can meet us at the restaurant.

Hangman: I'll forgive your rudeness Admiral, I know you're just being yourself.

Maverick: Ignore him Hangman, he's just living out a childhood dream of being Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched.

Iceman: Is that anyway to talk to a superior officer, Derwood?

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Vaggie:  *suspicious* What's in that drink? Husk: Root beer? Vaggie: Root beer and what? Husk: Scotch.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Fortunately for you, I don’t offend easily

Richie: Let me try a little harder

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!