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[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Why are you so small?

Ed, filled with spite: I’m weighed down by all my sins.

[smh0217]

Weiss, writing in her journal: It’s day 23 of living in the dorms with Ruby and Yang. I don’t know how much more I can take. They’re driving me-

Yang, from the other room: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Ruby: *Off key kazoo*

Weiss: …

Weiss: … Fucking insane.

[petitprincess1]

Charlie, evaluating Husk: So, how do you feel about children?

Husk: They're alright, I guess. I mean...I wouldn't throw a rock at one.

Charlie: Why...Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Husk: I just said I wouldn't.

[mohansabbot]

Bruce: Fury has a phot of the Avengers in his wallet. He says whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears. I thought it was really sweet until he said "because what problem could possibly be bigger than you idiots?"

[everliving-everblaze]

Sophie: you ready for this?

Fitz: I was born ready :D

Fitz:

Fitz: actually that’s not true I was three weeks premature

[legitlionkingquotes]

Tiifu: I love girls.

Kiara: In the feminism way or the gay way?

Tiifu: Yes.

[thefunkiestofphantoms]

Shaggy: ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Baker: ...what?

Velma: ignore him.

[wicked-rosie]

Patton: Black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pets.

Virgil, nodding in agreement: The void is loud and wants chicken.