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[petitprincess1]

Charlie, evaluating Husk: So, how do you feel about children?

Husk: They're alright, I guess. I mean...I wouldn't throw a rock at one.

Charlie: Why...Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Husk: I just said I wouldn't.

[petitprincess1]

[Visiting Alastor at the hospital]

Angel Dust, sympathetically: You know, Al, when you get outta 'ere, Imma draw a bunch of dicks on yer cast.

Alastor, deadpanned: That's very sweet of you, ange...

[everliving-everblaze]

Sophie: you ready for this?

Fitz: I was born ready :D

Fitz:

Fitz: actually that’s not true I was three weeks premature

[legitlionkingquotes]

Tiifu: I love girls.

Kiara: In the feminism way or the gay way?

Tiifu: Yes.

[elwinsglasses]

Keefe: Have you been yelled at by Biana yet?

Tam: Psh, I’m not scared of her

Fitz: So that’s a no

[smh0217]

Weiss, writing in her journal: It’s day 23 of living in the dorms with Ruby and Yang. I don’t know how much more I can take. They’re driving me-

Yang, from the other room: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Ruby: *Off key kazoo*

Weiss: …

Weiss: … Fucking insane.

[wicked-rosie]

Patton: Black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pets.

Virgil, nodding in agreement: The void is loud and wants chicken.

[thefunkiestofphantoms]

Shaggy: ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Baker: ...what?

Velma: ignore him.