#source: empire

[simple-dorito]

You: bitch do you want me to jump across this table, because I don’t have all day for this!

Aerion: if you’re feeling froggy LEAP.

You: okay well here I come!

Dunk; *has to physically restrain you from punching Aerion’s teeth out, no matter how much he might want that to happen*

Egg: DO IT! DO IT! HE’S RIGHT THERE!

Dunk: *looks to egg* you’re not helping!

Egg: what’re you going to do?

Dunk: give you a good clout on the ear if I weren’t with full hands.

You; *writhing in dunks arms* LET ME AT HIM DUNK! LET ME AT HIM!

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!

Dazai: *smirking* You feeling froggy? Leap.

Chuuya: Okay, well, here I come! [Lunges for DAZAI]

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Ketheric Thorm: Do you think I'm a good father?

Isobel: You're not even a good person.

[incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes]

Ghetsis: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table because I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY FOR THIS, okay?!

Cyrus: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Ghetsis: Ok well here I come

(Source: "Empire")

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[unicornblossom13]

[During That One Scene In The Green Ninja]

Kai: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table, because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!

Lord Garmadon: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Kai [climbing into the table]: Okay, well, here I come.

Jay: Hey!

Cole [grabbing Kai to hold him back]: No, no, no, no!

Kai: Uh-uh, uh-uh, let me-

Cole: It’s okay! It’s okay!

Kai: You better tell this bitch who I am!

[lexi-tew]

Nobara: Bitch do you want me to JUMP across this table, because I don’t have all day for this.

Mai: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Nobara: Okay well here I come.

Yuuji, Panda, and Toge: *holding her back*

Megumi:

[mischief-marauders]

(Dinner at the noble and most ancient house of Black)

Sirius (scowling after tasting his steak): This doesn’t have any flavor! Regulus, pass me the salt

Regulus (ignoring him)

Sirius (slamming his hands on the table): Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this!

Regulus (smiling mockingly): You feeling froggy? Then leap.

Sirius (jumping over the table and knocking Regulus to the ground)

[sayssnape]

lockhart: is there a bathroom around here?

snape: yeah, down the hall and turn right, then jump out the window and straight down.