Pyrrha: *wearing a red dress and standing alone at the Beacon ball* I am a disciplined champion of combat. No temptation shall sway me from my goal!
Coco: Pyrrha! A noodly blonde boy is dancing in the ballroom with his legs and shoulders showing!
Pyrrha: *practically twisting her spine into a knot in excitement* 😳
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Sun: BEHOLD! The town goth has left her house!
Ruby: Bring me the country music-loving farm boy! 😈
Jaune/Sun: *dragging Oscar by his legs*
Oscar: No! No, let me go, y’all!! 😫
Sun: I’m sorry, the goth demands it! 😭
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Ozpin: *wearing a shirt labeled “Ass Mage”* Boy, do you like ass?!
Ren: *drops to his knees* HOLY SHIT I DO!!! 😩
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Weiss: Where’s Yang?
Ruby: She drank 1600mg of caffeine and thought the hummingbirds were talking shit about her.
Yang: *outside the window swinging at hummingbirds* FIGHT ME I AM SOUND!!!!
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May: Hey, Atlas Ace Ops, how’s it going-
May: Is that Ghira Belladonna?
Ghira: *trapped in a cage* CHILD, PLEASE HELP ME!! THRY ARE DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME!! THEY HAVE MADE MOLDS OF MY DICK!!
Harriet: *pulls a curtain over cage*
Clover: Shhh! 🤫
