#source: glow

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: This is supposed to be fun, but you’re so fucking paranoid about everything.

Person B: Paranoid? Who told you that???

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: Fuck.

Louis: Don't swear in front of Doris and Ernest.

Niall: I'm sorry.

Louis: I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of them. They're fucking babies.

[incorrectducktales17]

Louie: Huey, it’s getting late.

Huey: [ignores him]

Louie: Huey, don’t make me be the rules person. I’m not emotionally equipped for it!

[another-fckn-incorrect-svt-blog]

Soonyoung: It's getting late.

Chan: *ignores him*

Soonyoung: Channie, please don't make me the rules person. I'm not emotionally equipped for it!

[sondrawr]

Tad: It’s me, dad, and Mercy.

Tad: We’re like the, um… what’s the thing with the three—?

Zee: Cerberus.

Tad: No, what is that?

Zee: Three headed dog.

Mercy: The Musketeers?

Tad: There we go!

Zee: Oh, musketeers.

[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Xigbar: Xion, it’s getting late.

Xion: *ignores him*

Xigbar: Xion, don’t make me be the rules person. I’m not emotionally equipped for it!

[incorrect-psych-quotes]

Shawn Spencer: Gus said I was being completely solipsistic. I looked it up. It means that you think you’re the center of the universe and that you don’t care about other people. Which is completely insane, because I hate being alone.

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[at Preventers HQ]

Une: Where's Maxwell?

Heero: Uh...family emergency

Une: Maxwell doesn't have a family.

Heero: That’s the emergency