#source: hell's kitchen

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby, about Jonah: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.

Zag, about Jonah: You fucking donkey.

[beatlesdiscord]

Ringo: you hurt George's feelings!

Paul: could you tell him that I meant it?

[genshin-incorrect]

Jean: You hurt Kaeya's feelings.

Diluc: Could you tell him that I meant it?

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Dex: I throw in sugar...

Dex: OH GOD THAT’S SALT! I’M AN IDIOT!

[stxphxn-strange]

Villain!Stephen: Wait, hold on a minute. That's nowhere NEAR enough shrimp. More shrimp please!

*shrimp rains from the ceiling*

Tony: This is like a freak ice/crustacean STORM!

[incorrect-cafe-mew-mew]

It’s like people living together but not talking to each other at the dinner table. The TV is on and sadness is on the menu.

Ichigo, upon meeting Minto’s brother

[incorrect-invaderzim-quotes]

Sizz-Lorr, holding two slices of bread against Zim’s head: What are you?

Zim: An Idiot Sandwich.

[rando-weirdo]

Tiger General: What you’ve done and your ambitions. You do seriously surprise me.

Tiger Solider: Thank you sir. I was hoping you’d see that. I mean, I’ve been giving it all I got. I give you 110%.

Tiger General: You surprise me with how shit you are.

Tiger Solider: AH.