#source: inbetweeners

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Okami: Right, looks like it's time for Plan B.

Lumina: Oh, right! There's a Plan B, is there? It's just, Plan A was so brilliantly devised, I wouldn't have thought we'd need a Plan B!

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Mrs Tachibana: Have fun and, if anyone offers you any D-R-U-G-S, be careful! Makoto: W-what?! Mrs Tachibana: It's ok, petal. I know boys will be boys, but I can trust you to do the responsible thing. I'm very lucky to have you, because you're so boring. Makoto: ... Boring? Mrs Tachibana: ... Well, not boring, just scared of things. Makoto: S-scared?! Mrs Tachibana: ... Sensible. That's the word I'm looking for, sensible. You're very sensible so I don't have to worry about you as much... Because you're so scared.

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“Okay, I'd assumed it was a given, but I'll make this clear just in case: No one is to shit in my back garden!!!”

~Alfred Pennyworth to each new Robin

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Lavender: Shouldn't you be revising, too?

Ron: Nah, professor said cos I've got a photographic memory it wouldn't be fair on the other kids.

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Ron: Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach the class?

Harry: No, of course he doesn't teach it you fucking idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.

Hermione: Umm, no he isn't, it's his dad.

Ron: King Phillip?

Hermione: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the King.

Ron: But he fucks the Queen though.

Harry: Probably up the arse.

Hermione: LOOK, do you wanna sign up for it or not?

Ron: You've gotta be fucking joking, there's no way I'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain!

Harry: Yeah fuck it, I'm in.