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Nicole’s mom, finding Nicole and Emily drunk in the living room: There’s always trouble when Emily’s around! This place smells like a brewery, and not a nice one!
Emily: Oh, piss off!
Nicole’s mom: Don’t talk to me like that in my own home!
Emily: Oh, I’m sorry, my manners! Piss off, please!
Nicole’s mom: I’ve had enough of your lip!
Nicole: You’d like her lip, wouldn’t you? If Principal Lynn doesn’t get there first! Is she gonna put a closet for you to hide in in her office?
Rose: Have you gone mad?
9: Possibly. Hard to tell.
Sirius: You want a smoke?
Remus: I would but I don’t actually smoke because what’s that thing you get when you smoke?
Sirius: Sex.
Remus: No, cancer, Sirius.
Okami: Right, looks like it's time for Plan B.
Lumina: Oh, right! There's a Plan B, is there? It's just, Plan A was so brilliantly devised, I wouldn't have thought we'd need a Plan B!
Mrs Tachibana: Have fun and, if anyone offers you any D-R-U-G-S, be careful! Makoto: W-what?! Mrs Tachibana: It's ok, petal. I know boys will be boys, but I can trust you to do the responsible thing. I'm very lucky to have you, because you're so boring. Makoto: ... Boring? Mrs Tachibana: ... Well, not boring, just scared of things. Makoto: S-scared?! Mrs Tachibana: ... Sensible. That's the word I'm looking for, sensible. You're very sensible so I don't have to worry about you as much... Because you're so scared.
“Okay, I'd assumed it was a given, but I'll make this clear just in case: No one is to shit in my back garden!!!”
~Alfred Pennyworth to each new Robin
Lavender: Shouldn't you be revising, too?
Ron: Nah, professor said cos I've got a photographic memory it wouldn't be fair on the other kids.
Ron: Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach the class?
Harry: No, of course he doesn't teach it you fucking idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Hermione: Umm, no he isn't, it's his dad.
Ron: King Phillip?
Hermione: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the King.
Ron: But he fucks the Queen though.
Harry: Probably up the arse.
Hermione: LOOK, do you wanna sign up for it or not?
Ron: You've gotta be fucking joking, there's no way I'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain!
Harry: Yeah fuck it, I'm in.
