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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

The Devil did not tempt me, I take full responsibility for my hijinks! I may be a sinner, but at least I'm not a quitter!

— Shredder, at some point

[deusverve]

Hey so about that voice actor announcement

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Memes...They made Twitter a plot point for this game"

Uzi, explaining why Metal Gear Rising: Revengence is the best game in all of existence

[blunderbusstanut]

Renee: What the fuck!?

Ashley: What's the matter, Mom? Don't you support young love?

Renee: I- You are siblings.

Ashley: And you are a little bitch. But I'm not fucking crying about it, now am I?

[theghostavocadoe]

ff7 bloodborne AU hojo explained in approximately 30 seconds

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*

Pit: MACHINE!

Megaman: Wha-

Pit: Turn. Back. Now.

Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.

Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?

Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?

Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!

Megaman: Okay.

Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!

Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.

Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: That's a nice argument Cornello, why don't you back it up with a source? Father Cornello: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Amelia, after messing with Kronii for the thousandth time: Cope and seethe. Kronii, extremely pissed off: I FUCKING AM AND IT'S NOT MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOU ANY LESS.

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