Bilbo to Frodo at some point, probably: honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not gonna fuck a gardener?

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Bilbo to Frodo at some point, probably: honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not gonna fuck a gardener?
Da ich die Fragen zu unseren OCs für wake the witch echt lustig fand, hab ich mir gedacht, ich mach mal weiter 😄
Welches GIF/meme repräsentiert deinen Oc am besten? ✨ (Sorryyy, ich hatte deinen OC bisher noch nicht am Schirm, aber hier auch für dich diese Frage!)
All good - Sasha hat sich auch erst am Wochenende aus dem Äther materialisiert.
Weil mir die Entscheidung so schwer fiel, hier noch ein bisschen Bonus Content:
Effie: I'm seeing someone … sort of.
Venia: You're in a "sort of" relationship?
Effie: It's ridiculous! He's SO not my type.
Flavius: Is he heterosexual?
Effie *chuckles*: Yes. But he's pouchy and beardy and he talks with his mouth full. I don't even want to be seen in public with him! I hate his name, Haymitch, and he’s hairy - EVERYWHERE!
Octavia: Is the sex bad, too?
Effie: … It's the best sex of my life. I think I might really like him.
*Beverly opens her door and finds Eddie standing outside, looking horrified*
Eddie: I'm in love with Richie.
Bev: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Eddie: Come on, are you seriously telling me you didn't know?
Bev: Oh, I knew. I just can't believe you admitted it.
Eddie: I need a drink. What've you got?
Bev: It's 11:30 on Saturday morning.
Eddie: Did you not hear me just say I was in love with Richie?
Bev: I think I've got an old bottle of Kahlua somewhere.
Eddie: Last night we were hanging out, and we were laughing, and all of a sudden I looked over at him and I realized... we belong together.
Bev: Oh, Eddie...
Eddie: Yeah... So I picked a huge fight and threw him out of my apartment.
Bev: Good thinking.
Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.
- JJ to Emily
„I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.“
- Will Graham about being convicted
Thomas: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.
Bates: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?