#source: shakespeare

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

A friend should bear his friend's infirmities.

Daffy Duck to Bugs Bunny

[dumb-shit-the-crystal-gems-do]

Sardonyx: All the world's a stage, and all the humans and Gems are merely players.

[a-very-gay-spider]

Ragnor: what, you egg?

Magnus: you are a saucy boi

[conn-tinuity]

CyberLife: Can we borrow your bodies?

Markus: To quote Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 3 line 87: “No!”

[procellaemusings]

        thou, NATURE, art my 𝔤𝔬𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔰;               to thy law my services are bound.       wherefore should I stand in the 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕖 of ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ,                       and permit the curiosity of nations                                                 to DEPRIVE me            ?

[incorrect-mianite-quotes]

Sonja, to Tom: What, you egg? *She stabs him*

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #193

Love me or hate me. Both are in my favor...

If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart.

If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.

[rengex]

Rex: can I borrow your Xbox

Noah: to quote Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 3 line 87: “No!”