#source: starkid

[bwaybby09]

Castiel: I’m Castiel. I’m Dean’s… boyfriend.

Dean: Well, we haven’t put a label on it yet, so…

Castiel: But we are intimate.

Dean:

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

Me, brimming with delusion, waiting for Onyx Storm to be released:

[conman167936]

I think about this joke a lot these days.

[lab-trash]

Daniel: Bosco, I am trying to have an intelligent conversation with you. In other words, shut up.

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Tommy, if he’d still been around at the time: Hey, watch your language around the kids!

Skeeter, Rachel and Jonah:

Jack: Shit, that’s right you guys are just kids. I gotta watch my fucking mouth around you little bastards

Tommy: Dude!

Jack: I mean… shoot. I’ve gotta watch my fucking mouth around you little bastards

[theamityelf]

Harry: Fear not. No man shall approach thee whilst I draw breath.

Uma: Except for the prince, of course.

Harry: If he is worthy. We shall cross swords and see.

Uma: You will not duel the prince!

Harry: But I must! I cannot entrust your care to a man with no skill at arms. 'Tis a part of any proper courtship, milady.

Uma: This is no proper courtship. I'm not here to win the prince; I'm here to ensure that she doesn't.

Harry: It matters not. I shall not leave your side. It is my vow. My solemn oath.

[incorrectuksies]

jack: you ready? davey: i don’t know. i'm nervous. jack: no no no, don't be. you got this. davey: davey: you're like, super nice to me. jack: not really. i'm just doing the bare minimum here. davey: you're the best friend i ever had! jack: oh, that's sad! davey: i think i'm in love with you.

[z0mbiethan]

(After the Chinese restaurant scene)

Bill: Are we in trouble? Do we need to get ahold of Stan?

Beverly: Good luck getting ahold of him. Does your phone plan cover calls to hell?

Bill: …“hell”?

Beverly: He’s bisexual and dead! Where else would he be?!