Jun 25
Rahab: Never krill yourself.
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Rahab: Never krill yourself.
buck: goddamn Eddie is so hot
hen: aww don't worry buck, you're perfectly handsome too
buck: hen im not being jealous, im being gay
Miya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Cherry: Wasn’t Joe with you?
Joe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Not funny. Didn't laugh. Tracking your IP and plotting revenge.
Noxious
dumbledore: fun fact! blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour!
hagrid: star fruit.
dumbledore: so close! that is a shape.
mcgonagall: okay, you also forgot blackberries.
sprout: black isn’t a colour.
flitwick: what about raspberries?
hooch: green bean?
sinistra: lemons!
snape: FUCKING ORANGE
*John and Susan sitting on a bench*
Mark: Why do you two look so sad?
Susan: Sit down and we’ll tell you
*Mark sits down*
John: This bench is freshly painted
Maki: Gotta love sewing needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.
Kokichi: *visibly sweating* W-wait, what was that middle part?
Maki: I can make a hat.