Jan 10, 2024
Hoseok: did you come just now?
Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.
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Hoseok: did you come just now?
Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.
Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]
Hoseok: I could take them both at once.
Seokjin: in a fight, right?
Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?
Jimin: hey, spell ME.
Hoseok: M–E.
Jimin: you forgot the D.
Hoseok, confused: there is no D in ME.
Jimin, smirking: not yet.
Hoseok: [is a blushing mess.]
Yoongi: I'm planning to learn a new language.
Hoseok: oh, that's cool.
Yoongi: what's cooler is that I need your help.
Hoseok: sure, I'd be glad to be a help!
Yoongi: great, now come and kiss me.
Hoseok: excuse me?
Yoongi, winking: they say kissing is the language of love, and I want to learn that with you.
Yoongi: there are 20 alphabets, right?
Hoseok: no, there are 26.
Yoongi: oh, I forgot u r a q t !
Hoseok, blushing: that's still just 25.
Yoongi: Don't worry, you'll get the d later.
Hoseok, choking: what?
Yoongi: what?
Hoseok: [leaves the dorm to do some work.]
No one:
Jimin: it's been an eternity. I miss Hobi hyung.
Jimin: [starts sobbing dramatically.]
Seokjin: it's been two minutes, Jimin...
Jimin, aggressively this time: so, as I was saying..
Yoongi: so, Hoseok, how does it feel to be you?
Hoseok, puzzled: what?
Yoongi: professionally asking, how does it feel to be so effortlessly pretty, and cute, and charming, and fun to be around, and lovely, and kind, and warm, and-
Namjoon: *fake coughs* we're on a live broadcast, Yoongi.
Yoongi: I know, so as I was saying..—