#source: venom

[fandomnerd9602]

Venom!Y/N hoists an armored Ilana up to eye level…

Ilana: you could’ve been my king

Y/N: I would’ve been happy with a little spec of land. A house with you and two kids

Ilana: I would’ve burnt down the world for you

Y/N; and that’s where we differ. I-I’m sorry Ilana. Truly.

Venom completely takes over Y/N…

Venom: f—k this!!

Venom bites the monarch’s head off…

[incorrect-star-allies]

*Gooey is standing on the edge of a large building*

Dark Matter: Jump.

*beat*

*cut to Gooey in the elevator*

Dark Matter: Pussy.

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

Q-short: Chances

(CYN-biote Au)

Uzi, after barely dodging one of Entropy's Hellfire missiles: Oh Robo-Jesus!! Can we take this guy?!?

Cyn, speaking within Uzi's head while secretly also nervous: He's got sh** that you've never seen.

Uzi: What? What does that mean? What are our chances?

Cyn, while thinking: Hmm...I'd say about...Zero.

Uzi, unsurprised by the answer:....Oh f**k it...Let's go save the universe.

[spiltinksky]

Mingyu: I don’t like you and you’re insane.

Jeonghan: That hurts.

Mingyu: Sorry.

Jeonghan: Long journal entry about that tonight.

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus, referring to the Functionalist Council, and talking with Megatron: Primus! We can take them right?

Megatron: They have got slag you have never seen.

Rodimus: What does that mean? What are our chances?

Megatron: ...Pretty much zero.

Rodimus: Frag it. Let’s go save the universe, then.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan, to Geoffrey: You seem unstable, and I find that attractive.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

You seem unstable, and I find that attractive.

Camille to Jarrod, Power Rangers Jungle Fury

[incorrectowlhouse]

Lilith: You look like shit

Hunter: Excuse me?

Lilith: You look like shit

Hunter: *sarcastically* And you look as beautiful as ever. Jesus