#source:psych

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

*Potion Explodes*

James: Are we dead?

Sirius: I’m not. But if you are, can I have the six thousand, two hundred and eighteen galleons you have in your rainy day fund?

James: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Sirius: Wild Guess

[armysonemeu]

Diana: Where's John ?

Zatanna: probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.

[running-from-my-problemss]

Incorrect Legends Quotes #55

Ray: How can you tell if someone’s an impulsive liar?

Behrad: Obviously if their pants are on fire.

[astraskylark]

Yang: So when is the Atlas ball?

Ironwood: We don't have balls.

Ruby: ........

Weiss: .........

Blake: ...........

Yang: Well I don't know what to say to that.

[psmosh]

Damien: I'm telling you, the cat is NOT my new best friend!

Shayne: [from the back seat] then how come he gets to ride shotgun?

[fleeting-fantasies]

Reid: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?

Lou: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Buford: We need to get through this locked door. Baljeet give me your credit card!

Baljeet: *handing it to him* Here.

Buford: *pocketing it* Sweet. Isabella, kick the door down.

[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale,disappointed:”There aren’t even any dalmatians here”

Crowley:”Would you stop with the dalmatians already”

Aziraphale:”I’m just saying it would be nice to see it in it’s natural habitat”

Crowley:”Angel,they’re not indigenous to firehouses”