Mar 11
feeds you beer like an injured baby bird
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ghhh ghhh ghhhhghnnhghhh gghnhghhhh
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feeds you beer like an injured baby bird
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ghhh ghhh ghhhhghnnhghhh gghnhghhhh
another pete ask because i’m clinically insane for that shithead.
okokokokok but pete with a terrible god complex.
when he’s fucking you and making you sob, he just thrusts above you, practically laughing in your face as he coos at you with faux sympathy. “you need me. i’m doing this for you. you should feel lucky. you should thank me actually, go on. thank me.”
pete then stops his movements, which you’re kinda grateful for - or were, up until he grabbed you by the jaw harshly, spitting on your face. “i said thank me.” when you don’t instantly reply, pete slaps you even harsher, grinning at the way it makes you cry.
when you finally express your gratitude, pete begins his thrusts once again, pressing a contrasting sweet kiss to your spit and sweat covered forehead.”
“see, ‘wasn’t so hard.”
- 🕷️ @bruisesndcontusions
i am also clinically insane for pete. literally i’ve spent the last 10 years of my life obsessing over him and surely that’s healthy right!
fucking hell spider. this is so <3333
i think pete would just love making you cry. he’ll do it by bullying his cock into your barely prepared hole, slapping you, biting/scratching you, or just saying mean things until your tears start to fall. he makes it like a goal of his (<- sick fucking freak who i need so bad)
every single time i see buff shrimpo art or art of him acting like an alpha it makes me want to put a bullet in my skull. it is important to shrimpos character that he’s a little loser who hates everyone. thats apart of his charm. his green aura with flies. he has 0 redeeming qualities and throws used car batteries in the ocean. he probably listens to creep by radio head unironically. he would retweet joker quotes. he tells 8 year olds that the elevators gonna crash. he has the worst male living space i’ve ever seen. he is not buff and he is not sigma.
this is not slander, shrimpo is my favorite toon, it’s just the truth
-spider anon
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Adding a reply to the saber "I'm disappointed" commenter, I'd just like to say...
Where tf was this energy when Viv was literally slamming people for being uncomfortable and re-traumatized from the Poison episodes?! The music video, the loser baby, sir pentious being dragged away?
Where was this energy for Viv, "Dissapointed" YT commenter?!
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Quiet as a churchmouse, that's what they were. They always are.
Google boys kissing it gives u robux
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Okay so its spider/ghost anon
Apparently im an idiot.
I somehow forgot my own tag and called myself something completely different
Lmao it's ok it happens to the best of us
I just realised that some geese eat spiders.
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>:3
don't worry, I won't let them eat you
probably
*releases a box full of spiders onto the Archives* enjoy :)
AH— SOMEONE GET THEM, OH GOD—
[jon jumps away, and somehow manages to land in martin’s arms.]
er— jon, they’re just spiders.
[but jon’s not listening. he’s hyperventilating now, and holding tightly onto martin.]
get them away get them away get them away—
oh… oh, jon.
[martin hugs jon back, and wipes away the tears. tim and sasha look concerned, but also a bit satisfied. they clean up the spiders.]
