#spider georg

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[variousfandomthoughts]

The average television show does not kill off 3000 characters in its finale. Good Omens, which kills off over 8 billion, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[aaahhhhh-a-docuseries]

average person experiences one horror a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person experiences 0 horror per year. Watcher John, who lives in archive & experiences over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[balladsforlittleminnies]

"average horror podcast has 3 characters called Michael" factoid actualy just statistical error. average horror podcast has 0 Michael characters. The Magnus Archives, whose writer keeps using names of people he knows which happen to be 10,000 Michaels, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[pinkelotjeart]

“The average person takes at least 5 years to get over their situationship.” factoid is a statistical error. The average person gets over their situationship rather quickly. Saint Nerona Imu who lives in the flower room and has been thinking of their seemingly multiple situationships for over 800 years is a outlier and should not have been counted.

[malthedreamer]

"Average couple divorces around 3 times a week" factoid actually is just statistical error. Average couple divorces 0 times per week. Arthur Lester and John Doe who divorce over 10000 times a day are an outlier and should not have been counted

[bugpurity]

"The average man thinks of the roman empire 5 times a day" factoid is actually a statistical error. Jason Grace, who thinks about the Roman Empire every second of every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[ornitharts]

“Average Aguefort student kills 3 rats a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Aguefort student kills 0 rats per year. The Rat Grinders, who grind and kill over 10,000 each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted