#spiderboi

[jaytaku]

More SpiderBoi!

[cynical-cantalope]

Peter: Why do apples have skins? Unnecessary. U n n e c e s s a r y. Like I get that you think we're cool, but GET YOUR OWN FUCKING THING TO COVER YOUR FLESH.

Tony, a tired dad™: Yes dear, next time don't mix coffee with redbull.

[sobbing-eternally]

*loki’s birthday*

peter, handing loki a badly wrapped box: happy birthday mr loki!

loki, unwrapping the gift to find a toy version of mjolnir: what is this?

peter: i know you were sad about not being able to life mr thor’s hammer so i got you your own :)

loki:

loki, choking up slightly: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ

[juiche]

sad spiderboi brings the wiggly eyebrow trend back 🐸

[ask-au-hell]

One of the characters I’m doing

Spooder boy as well, his name’s Magen (mage•en)

[fangirlofthefiction]

In line at McDonald’s

Peter: Nuggets nuggets nuggets nuggets nuggets nuggets

Tony, walking up to register: I’ll have- uh, how many do you want?

Peter: ONE HUNDRED

Tony: *sighs*

Tony, in a defeated voice: One hundred chicken nuggets please.

[littydoodlez]

A spooder-boi doodle cause why not?

[starkie-md]

Why your fave “Spider-Man/Peter Parker” is problematic

See him? He’s looks so innocent and sweet? Right?

Wrong.

Peter Parker is one of the most problematic character in the mcu for one reason. That reason being;

• he isn’t real.

It’s completely cruel of him to be fictional. The precious thing hasn’t done one thing wrong, and it’s terrible that he’s just a character. We need him in our universe, not the marvel cinematic universe.

That’s it. That’s his only flaw.