#spiderbro

[adulthoodisokay]

like 5 days ago a gigantic spider built a web across my front door at night and I didn’t notice and WALKED INTO IT, but ever since then they’ve been really respectful about building a web each night that’s within the inside door frame so if I open it the web isn’t broken and they can just chill

[whereis-mypizza]

[spookymulderjr]

Good thing Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became a human spider, imagine if he was bitten by a radioactive centipede, he'd become a .......

[dualogical]

here is a horror prompt for you all: The moon is a giant eggsack/a cluster of eggsacks. One day, it hatches.

This can go lovecraftian or cute. Depends if the spiders are like huntsmen or jumping spiders.

[whumpster-fire]

Misheard lyrics are often better than the originals. For example, when I was a little kid I misheard the lyrics to “Little Miss Muffet” as “Eating her curtains away.” This obviously makes no fucking sense for a person to do, so my child brain thought for years that the point of the nursery rhyme was that Little Miss Muffet was a Clothes Moth or some other fabric eating insect, and so obviously would be frightened away by a spider - we’ve got Ladybug, Ladybug and Itsy Bitsy Spider, no reason why the main character of this nursery rhyme couldn’t be an insect, right?

And then I grew up and found out that it was actually about some dumbass on an ottoman eating a bowl of cottage cheese, and that’s really disappointing.

I think my misheard version is far superior, and should be sung to kids instead because it teaches them about the beneficial nature of spiders and other predators that get rid of insect pests from an early age.

[vargrblr]

This is Phillip. He tickled my hand at lunch the other day, then kept peeking out at me from his hidey hole. Phillip is a Bold Jumping Spider. Phillip has fancy iridescent green fangs. Phillip is a spider bro.

[plantsucc]

was washing my face in the bathroom when I saw two of my big house spiders fight to the death 🕷

nature is brutal 😭

[succulent-little-dudes]

gArDeN pAl 🕷🕸