#spockfucker

[porch-gremlin]

anyone know what happened to @spockfucker?

[boydcrowdr]

Got my little TOS charms and lanyard from @spockfucker today in the mail! I love them so much they're so adorable!

[the-bicameral-mind]

This is the third time I’ve tried to upload this drabble. I’m gonna shoot myself.

This is based off the art by spockfucker and suggested to me by missbamf. This will be longer than most of my dribbles because there is alot to explain. It will follow a premise like a rp I did with James Selbey. Bear with me as we start.

“We are approaching Andoria. Estimated time of arrival, ten minutes.” Sulu said from his controls.

“Thank you, Sulu.” Kirk nodded, looking at some specifications of Andorians. They were to be trading models and padds of newest technology with them.

Uhura looked at the captain. “Coordinates for beaming have arrived. Would you like me to com Mister Spock?” She asked, finger on her communications piece.

Spock had been sent to his quarters for bed rest. Andoria was in the same quadrant as Vulcan used to be so they passed the space where Vulcan used to hang. Katras, or spirits, were tied to the area, ever screaming as their planet imploded. Spock heard it all, for hours as they warped past the space. Jim also felt uneasy, maybe it had to do with a bond he overheard Bones and Spock talk about.

‘I am drawn to Jim, doctor. I believe my katra has attached to his…I can sense his thoughts..’ Spock had said to Bones in med bay. Jim had stopped by to have a drink but walked into this. He hid. ‘Vulcan voodoo connected you two? Doesn’t that only happen with mates?’ Jim could almost hear Bones glare at Spock. ‘Are you two mated?’ ‘Negative, doctor. ’ 'Do you love him?’ There was a rather un-vulcan like sigh. 'I do not know. I have not experienced love. ’

Jim was pulls out of the memory by Uhura clearing her throat. Jim nodded, “Yes. Thank you. Tell him to meet is at the transporter room.” He stood and glanced at Sulu. “Sulu, I want you on my away team, Chekov you have the Conn. Keep her in orbit, this altitude.”

“Yes keptin,” Chekov said, shuffling to the captain’s chair and sitting gingerly on it as Sulu and Kirk went to the turbo lift.

“Scotty, how are the transporters?” He asked into the turbo com.

“Purrin’ like a kitten sir.” Scotty replied. “All ready.”

Kirk released the button stepping off into the deck with the transporter. Spock stood passively on the transporter pad, awaiting Jim, Sulu and a lieutenant of security.

Jim nodded to Scott. “Energize.” The familiar hum of the transporter tugged them through space and to Andoria.

A tall Andorian man greeted them, white hair pulled back into a loose braid. Even though his hair was white, the Andorian looked maybe thirty Earth years old. His steel grey eyes bore into Jim and his landing party. He wore a thin brown shirt with a fur cape and gauntlets made of beaten steel. “My name is Ambassador Sha'vol Ch'Zhon. Welcome to Andoria.” He bowed his head. The ambassador had perfect English, like a text from English class, read aloud; Jim was impressed.

“I am Captain Jim Kirk of the starship Enterprise. These are some of my men…” Jim said as he turned to look at his away team. He paused, jaw slack. Behind him stood Sulu, lieutenant Gerald of security, Spock and Spock.

“Sir.” Spock on the left said. “I believe the transporter has malfunctioned.”

“No really.” Spock on the right laughed. “Acute observation, Watson.”

Jim remained frozen for a moment longer. “Excuse me, ambassador. I beamed down with three men but arrived with four.”

The Andorian simply nodded. “It was not wise to transport a child of two worlds while they grieved and fought with themselves. Your transportation seems to have…split them.” Sha'vol said softly.

Spock to the left remained stony faced. “Your observations seem to be in order.”

Spock to the right sighed, rolling his eyes. “What a bore.”

Jim looked more closely to the Spock on the right. Rounded ears, pink skin, shaggier hair. More….human.

“The transporter split you? Your human,” right, “ from Vulcan,” left.

“Duh.”

“That is the logical conclusion.”

Sulu suppressed a snort. Human Spock was rather interesting.

H. Spock looked at Kirk, smiling softly. Pink rises in his cheeks before he looked down. Kirk frowned a bit, looking back and forth between the Spocks.

V. Spock looked back at him, turning to H. Spock. In Vulcan he said “Do not make a fool of us. Do not betray your love for the captain. ” “Our love, counterpart.”

They both turned to look at Jim in their versions of smiles.

“Kirk to Enterprise. ” he clicked his communicator.

“Chekov here. ” came the answer.

“Tell bones there are two Spocks. They seem to be okay but once we finish here HD should take a better look at them. ” Kirk couldn’t keep his eyes off the slightly blushing H. Spock. It was…enticing.

“Two Spocks, sir?” Chekov asked.

“Affirmative. We’ll report back soon.” Kirk cut the transmission, feeling something tug on his mind. 'Calm, your features, S'chn. Passive. Indifferent. Vulcan.’ A voice in his head said. V. Spock?

Maybe the bond he spoke to Bones about. The Andorian watched them for a few long moments before clearing his throat.

“Shall we continue or exchange or have you matters to deal with?” He asked, hands clasped behind his back much like the stance V. Spock had taken up.

Kirk looked back at the Andorian. “Apologies, ambassador. We can continue. ”

Sha'vol nodded, leading them out of the bay and to a large building near it. They went inside to find what looked like a throne room. There was a large table in the centre of the room, half occupied by Andorians holding padds or models. “Sit, please.” Sha'vol indicated to some open seats.

The landing party seated themselves, setting down their own models and padds.

“These are my finest healers, engineers, scientists and professors. They each brought their greatest inventions or theories. ” Sha'vol addressed each member in turn. “They may not be in perfect English, you arrived before I had the time to complete translating them. ”

Jim nodded, smiling. “That’s is quite alright, my communications officer is amazing at what she does.”

The ambassador nodded at his people and they pass their works to Jim and the landing group. H. Spock takes the medical models, V. Spock takes the science.

Jim stood, eyes pulling away from Spocks. “We appreciate your willingness to comply with the federation. ” he bowed his head slightly.

Sha'vol nodded, feeling waves of various emotions come off the captain. Fear, confusion, protecting, love. “You feel the need to…fix your mate-”

“Mate-?”

“-That is reasonable. I would suggest you see one of our healers. Andorians and Vulcan’s are not all that different. We could try to remedy this. ”

The Spock’s looked at each other, not missing what the Andorian had said. It was impossible to read a Vulcan, maybe he got that off H.Spock.

“Was that you he read?” V. Spock asked his counter part in Vulcan. “No. He is focused on the captain……does the captain feel for us?” “Unlikely.” “But possible.”

Jim looked back at the Spocks. What were they discussing? Jim? Andorian? The models?

H.Spock blushed as he caught Jim’s eye. He quickly suppress the pink glow.

Jim looked at them again, the sudden urge to stand up and kiss H.Spock on the mouth right then. We’re they his feelings? Or some else’s.

God, Jim. Get a hold of yourself. Vulcan’s have prearranged marriages, all straight because that’s what was logical. Fucking Vulcan logic. Couldn’t they feel, live, loose? Jim mentally smacked himself. This was crazy. The only person he’d fall for in Star Fleet was a Vulcan. And human. Of course. But didn’t Spock say some thing about a bond? Humans can’t initiate a bond…. maybe he spoke of friendship. Or love.

Could it be love?

Could it?

Tuppence for a sequel?

. . .

http://merlinmagiclovesarthur.tumblr.com/post/135143684209/human-spock

There’s the sequel.

[zeddpool]

I really liked @spockfucker 's Rebel Spock AU, so I decided to combine my weaknesses: Plaid, tattoos, and Rebel Spock

I give you: Rebel Spock in the Morning

P.S. I'd only seen a few of the Rebel!Spock posts when I drew this, and I drew it from memory

[omnis-amans-amens]

@spockfucker‘s art is so good and I had this Vine AU in my head about the Enterprise crew all being way more open about the shit that happens on board than they should be so this happened Im so sorry (I didn’t ask whether or not I could use their art first because I was so enthusiastic about making this and it’s only now occurring to me I’m so fucking sorry if you want this taken down pls tell me check out the amazing artist’s main blog~~~ I’ve had my AU’s indulged before before and I’m so grateful bless this precious person)

[jazm00n]

@spockfucker today at rehearsal i noticed one of the little ones (his name is santiago and he’s the cutest) in the play i’m stage managing kept doing the vulcan salute and that’s when i saw the resemblance between him and your hot rebel spock

i just imagine a young boy seeing hot rebel spock walking down the street from the academy and latching on to him and no matter how spock tries he can’t get rid of him and he eventually just accepts it and starts teaching him about vulcans and space and the day after meeting him the little boy shaves his head and it looks awful so spock fixes it for him and spock has never seen someone look at him with so much awe before and he finally has the little sibling he never realized he has been longing for

[nautmoon]

Baby rebel Spock with a bowl of pho? 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @spockfucker

[omnis-amans-amens]

spockfucker has ruined me with hot rebel spock so don’t even look at me I’m disgusting I’ve thought about things that make buddha need jesus ok but seriously I never thought I could fall neck deep into AOS but here we are my ridiculous of SAFE FOR WORKING headcanons about space boyfriends here we go herE WE GO *SWEATS LOUDLY* 1) Rebel Spock AU where Spock is not only a hot rebel Vulcan but he’s also a hot rebel Vulcan TATTOO ARTIST hot damn are u feelin’ this can you even imagine Spock in a beanie, white shirt and black cardigan with dark red jeans and boots, hunched over a client with an artist apron around his waist caN U EVEN IMAGINE JIM GOING TO SEE SPOCK FOR A TATTOO RETOUCHING oh my god. Imagine Jim walking into the tattoo parlour and he sees Spock and starts sweating nervously like “bones, nO” And Bones is just like, “you were on the waiting list for 6 months you fucking donut, you said this guy was the best” And Jim is like “It’s fine ok nevermind Bones let’s go somewhere else anywhere else in fact at this point I’m perfectly fine getting my retouching done by a 5 year old with a crayon there’s no way I’m going to make it out of here without this guy noticing my mASSIVE BONER RIGHT NOW BONES NO BONES WHAT ARE YOU DOING BONES LET ME G--” 2) Domestic established relationship semi-married AU where Jim and Spock constantly have "old” movie marathons and argue which of the series is best - Jim continuously screams that Shrek 2 was better while Spock calmly and repetitively lists the merits of the first movie. There is chaos, everyone and their dead grandmother wakes up in the middle of the night, the Klingon almost surrenders to make them shut the fUCK U P, and next morning everyone on The Enterprise is forced to take a fucking stupidass verbal survey conducted by Jim on which MOTHERFUCKING Shrek movie is better. Spock tries to remain uncaring but is secretly behind every corridor listening and tallying the results. Bones drafts a transfer request no less than 4 times Jesus Christ unbelievable 3) Imagine everyone on the Enterprise knowing about Jim’s crush on Spock like 3847507 years before even he did and they constantly tease him but he doesn’t get it like ?? ?? ?//? but eventually he starts understanding what’s going on and it’s like a giant !!! !! ??1!!! 1 ! moment for him. Everything would be O-K AND UNDER CONTROL IF THE PRANKS DIDN’T GET EVEN WORSE LIKE WOW. WAY WORSE and one day he’s just running onto the bridge because Spock’s there and he has something dumb to tell the dumb motherfu ijkigjn attractive Vulcan and suddenly it happens Literally no less than 96 condoms fall from his person like, they’re in his shirt and his pockets and his pants and they’re all falling at his feet and Scotty is biting his lip so hard it actUALLY BLEED S AND BONES LAUGHING SO HARD HE’S ACTUALLY CHECKING HIS OWN PULSE TO SEE IF HE’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK and Jim just scrEECHING LIKE "I— Spock, these aren’t mine. I-I’m just-Listen Spock, I just, listen. shUT THE FUCK UP uhuRA o h my fuck. Fuck! SHIT! FUCK. I’m holding them for a friend just LISTEN--” Smoller headcanons like: - Spock and Jim live together and they get a cat and they brind her on the enterprise because Spock can’t function without her anymore jFC can u imagine, people on the Enterprise start treating the cat like she belongs to all of them what a fatass overgrown cat that would be And also Spock eating a dry cat biscuit and when Jim tells him to spit it out he refuses because “I will not allow my feline to eat a single thing which cannot be consumed by myself. That is irresponsible and--” - somehow they rescue a smol bby vulcan on another planet?? ? and bring him aboard the Enterprise and no one knows how what to do with smol bby Vulcan and so they automatically turn to Spock and he’s as clueless as they are but they figure it out By the time they reach somewhere where he’s supposed to be dropped off and cared for by responsible adults they’re so attached. Everyone cries and Jim cries the loudest, even louder than smol bby vulcan. Spock promises to visit, bless - Spock being horrible with kids and having no clue what to do around them but kids clinging to him nonetheless pls mORE OF THI S PLS - Jim cutting Spock’s hair for him by putting a bowl on his head and cutting along the sides of it omh I’m cryi G Im so sorry Im v sorry kill me