#stabby loki

[blues-analects]

ThorBruce headcanon

So after Loki dies, Thor and Bruce adopt a kid and name them Loki (because Thor misses his little sibling a lot) and kid!Loki does all the shit that actual Loki did (playing with knives and being mischievous). So, Thor and Bruce adore them and shower them with love and then one fine day Thor picks kid!Loki up and they change into actual Loki, yell "Mblergh! It's me!" and stabs Thor.

[time-to-spleen]

Thor, pinning Loki down and pulling the knife out of his hand: he stabs me out of love :)

Loki, pulling out another smaller knife: no, I don’t.

[lokis-tribble-army]

Fury: So, I like cats and there was this cat in Tonys living room. I picked it up and wanted to admire it, but all of a sudden, it became Loki and stabbed me.

Loki: I panicked, you know!

Bruce: You two know that I am not that kind of doctor?

[theamazingcaptdeadpool]

...Should I be worried?

I'd encourage anyone who reads this to send help, but there's Steve... *hearteyes*

@rightisntalwayseasy @elegyofpower @benevolentgodloki (Can't be bothered to tag Francis because mindception...)

[lulubelle814]

me: *sigh*

Loki: Is everything alright?

me: My brain has been fucking with me since last night

Loki: how so?

me: like i'm out of emotional spoons and i have no idea when they'll be restocked

Loki: Have you considered sporks, perhaps? Good enough as spoons, but they're also stabby

@vbecker10 @lowkey-lokid

[holykryptonitekitten]

Peter Parker Meets Loki

@welcome-to-fangirl-hell @wickednerdery @nuggsmum

This gets me every time it pops up. lol