#stanwich

[binomii0101]

Doesn't it ever happen to you that you find a naked wild man in the woods and decide to adopt him?

The wild man has accepted the new member of the pack; he is acceptable, although a little thin, but he will take care of him properly.

[strangejron]

he doesnt like it anymore

im too lazy with these helppp

[steampunksilver]

SteamWorld Heist II as fishies !! I'm calling this au FishieWorld /hj

I'm still working on a few more designs that will be posted later, I just got tired of gatekeeping and these are taking longer than I thought. Wearing a shirt that says "ask me about my fishies" and vibrating rapidly

I might make a separate post explaining why I chose each creacher for everyone, most of them I have actual reasons but some of them I chose based off design and personality lolll.

I also? May write an entire AU dedicated to this cuz people seem to like it and I'm having fun making designs. I am an absolute sucker for merfolk AUs

[old-fandom]

Aegosexual Ford that has the kinkiest fantasies ever but no desire to actually have sex. They make it work. Sex toys; edging; masturbating together; cuckolding; cryptids, they're a very creative pair of old geezers :)

I feel so seen with this Ford omg.

I'm actually really interested in the cuckolding because I want to know who would they choose to have sex with Stan while Ford watches. Would it be someone completely new? Someone experienced and professional?

Or would it be riskier? Would they pick up Fidds as a third and strong arm him to take part of the incest?

Ford comes over to Fidds under the guise of having a normal friendly date, chit chatting and going over their research. But Ford of course has ulterior methods. Maybe Ford accuses of Fidds of always being attracted to Stan and demands he "man up" and proposition Stanley. Or maybe Ford is more straight forward, dropping bombshell after bombshell about Ford and Stan's relationship, how Ford has wild sexual fantasies about his brother but has no desire to be apart of those desires, and how Ford decided that as his closest friend, he believes that he could trust Fidds in taking care of his brother's needs.

I like to think one scenario would be Fidds taking up the proposition and using this opportunity to "one up" Ford by fucking his brother silly. Ford is tied down to a chair in the corner, forced to watch as Fidds uses self-made robots hold Stan in place and flip him all around as he fucks him to the moon and back, all while staring at Ford and telling him how well his brother takes him, unlike his useless boyfriend (Ford gets a thrill being called boyfriend because he's a big hopeless romantic nerd). And Fidds just uses this time to really hammer in the idea how much better he is than Ford, which strokes his own ego and releases some tension between them. Ford is beyond pleased and they ask for repeat sessions.

For Cryptids, Stan is getting pounded by a werewolf and knotted, there's nothing else to it.

[parsnibbles-hideout]

Let's make a Stanwich! Add some ingredients!

ham

turkey

pepperoni

mozzarella

sliced tomato

shredded lettuce

garlic powder

onion powder

olive oil

bread

Voting ended onMar 27, 2025

[stanstits]

Bratjedinsfw's nsfw that has been removed by Tumblr can be found on the wayback machine here! This piece features the old stans having a threesome with Manly Dan.

[cipher-gold24]

The whole anti-Stanwich thing is so genuinely fucking stupid oh my god. That's not incest. It was never implied incest. How FRAGILE can you fucking be.

It's got the point where some of these little pea brains on tiktok are genuinely against liking both of them because that somehow links back to incest like what the fuck.

You people are so fucking paranoid and it's embarrassing. Never ever would a proshipper go to these lengths to be problematic, Ya'll are just fucking making shit up to be mad about

[vs-the-world]

The Virgin “fiddļeford dates both Stan’s but the Stan’s don’t date each other” vs the Chad “bill makes the twins fuck him and eachother”