#stibbons

[margravigne]

From the image in this article

Pretty sure that's Kurog not Skordo, but it's weird that there's no sign of Prince Azah, Walks-In-Ash or Adusa...? Apologies for the spelling on a few of them

[snowy-weather]

Lady Clarisse Laurent and Stibbons.

Stibbons it quite worried about what might be lurking in this water. O.o

[nanoland]

Unseen Academicals contains multiple scenes in which my Discworld OTP discuss and admire balls, because Sir Terry wrote that book solely and specifically for ME, God bless him.

(image description: Ponder and Ridcully from Discworld, studying their new ball.)

[daggerfall]

I don't think people play with the comedy of how Stibbons and Lady Laurent are constantly reoccurring NPCs, but in your first encounter with them, you could have attempted to murder Lady Laurent and accidentally gotten Stibbons killed and possessed by a ghost - a ghost who decided to just fall into the same manservant role that Stibbons filled.

No one is playing with this enough!!! Those two canonically bone in High Isle and "Stibbons" gets turned into an egg during an argonian sex ritual! This ghost is having the weirdest time ever!!!!!!!!

[soullessbullshit]

Malek: “Go to hell” is too weak a curse to throw at people. Hit them where it hurts, like “I hope all your soups in the future have a faint bad metal taste no matter what you order or make.”

Gabrielle: “I hope your sleeves roll down while washing your hands.”

Marisette: “You should remember that embarrassing thing you said right before you go to sleep tonight.”

Cassian: “I hope your monster husband gets turned into a marketable eboy.”

Kaleen: “When you’re in the desert, I hope you find water by stepping in a puddle in your socks.”

Darien: “Your bread shall never toast correctly!”

Clarisse: “I pray every book you read ends on a cliffhanger that’s never mentioned in the following book.”

Skordo: “I hope all cats hate you.”

Copper Dariah: “I hope that every shoe you put on has a thorn in the threading inside the sole, so when you pull it out, it ruins the shoe, so you have to live with it digging into the bottom of your foot, or have a hole in the shoe for other shit to get in.”

Stibbons: “May you never find a matching pair of socks again.”

Jakarn: “May all your popsicles have exactly one splinter in the stick.”

[feykrorovaan]

I want to lock Narsis Dren and Lady Laurent in a room together and eat popcorn while I listen outside of the door as pleasantries turn into a shouting match over who the better adventurer is and who's written the most papers and single handedly made the most discoveries.

The answer is neither of them, but it would be highly entertaining to listen to.

[uesp]

Did You Know: It can be dangerous to partake in an Argonian ritual of renewal if you do not possess a cloaca? Attempting to do so anyway can result in you transforming into an Argonian egg. Needless to say, unplanned ovum-transformations are inconvenient, and should be avoided if at all possible.

[pimpmybricks]

Ponder Stibbons by Eero Okkonen https://flic.kr/p/2moVjXg