#stop that shit

[notyournecromancer]

every time you compare one fic to another, a bisexual loses their garlic bread

[eadgstrad]

So much could be solved if we followed these rules:

1. be nice. It’s not so hard. Just don’t say mean things.

2. mind your own damn business. Don’t speculate about other people. If they don’t say it, it’s not for you to know!

3. have your own life. Get out there and have real relationships with real people.

4. remember to turn that shit off. Disengage with toxic online discourse.

5. remember that just because someone is famous, they don’t belong to you!! Leave them the fuck alone. Respect them for the art they make, and if you want to make art, go out there and do it! Don’t tear them down because you are jealous or whatever. Deal with your own shit.

6. and along those lines, get therapy if you need it. If you are feeling the need to engage in toxic behaviors, online or elsewhere, you have a problem and need help.

[haljordangetpregnant]

Sensing that I am about to disappear for a while due to work-related stuff, I'm gonna yap about my BruHal love child OC and run

Her name is Orianna 'Martha' Jordan, not Wayne, because she likes being a Jordan more than a Wayne (there are already enough Waynes, come on now)

Her name shortens to Ori. And her name means 'Dawn' (A direct reference to 'Final Night'). Hal deems her as his salvation, his new beginning, his dawn after endless nights, that's why.

More under the cut:

She's made by Hal Jordan with his will, AND trust me, he was pregnant during that process (due to the power of symbolism)

Due to her complicated background story (if you know about a certain fic named To Cage a Star, you would know) (That shit still hasn't ended, against my will), she's a little more grown up than an average kid her age.

Another fun fact about Ori was she was 'conceived' by Hal for 9 months and 10 days, which, according to Asian culture, is the exact time period for an average pregnancy, lol.

By appearance, intellect, and personality, she is much closer to Bruce than Hal. This is actually because Hal loved Bruce too much; he spawned a mini version of Bruce, lol. Bruce was actually the one asking for a child first; Hal just did it because they were happily married at that point.

From the age of 5, Ori was raised by single mom Hal. :( She's currently 10 going on 11.

Despite being very similar to Bruce, Ori also takes a lot after Hal. Mainly just his stubbornness. And his tendency to suffer.

She literally dared Damian to kill her. And Tim. Lol.

If my OCs have a "Suffer more than Jesus" tournament, this kid will win by a landslide.

Currently (in the fic To Cage a Star)

She likes Jason the most. Damian IS a close second. She low-key kind of hates Tim (for a good reason, trust). She's a little distant towards Dick because they haven't had much time to bond. And she hasn't met Cass, Steph, and Duke (she will, eventually)

Aside from the Bats, Ori hasn't met anyone on Hal's side of the family, for a reason.

Jason, trying to pitch a new money-making scheme to Dick on whether Ori or Damian will win in a fight, the show is called "WvsW". Lol. It got turned down, because this kid cannot fight like Damian.

Easily influenced.

And of course, Hal, asking Bruce for child support because it's hard raising a genius kid these days (Bruce's fault, lowkey) (Because with Hal's intellect, the kid will just be smart and funny) (Too smart and a kid will be emo and tortured by philosophy immediately)

It's the basic introduction to Hal's daughter, Orianna or just "Ori". He's a girl mom don't fight me, I am very right objectively.

More will come because I am a chronic yapper. Even if no one listens, the Abyss called Tumblr will have to listen to me, whether it likes it or not.

[p0is0nivy1]

yall are weird asf for making those weird ass incest shit for geta and caracalla. fictional or not its still gross. i could care less if you think that shits cute or you get off on it. do better.

[stargazers-satellite]

sproingus will not leave me the fuck alone

[arcadianico]

if you guys make everything niki does about wilbur again (like some of you have been doing to quackity) i will kill your fr

[flordelalunas]

Can people stop making incest fics?!?!?! Like wtf is wrong with yall?! I don’t care if the characters aren’t real, it’s still disgusting!

[mushr00mm0nster]

GUYS WHY AM I GETTING INCEST POSTS REGAURDING THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS??? WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT SHIT </3