#straightbait

[imcaptainunderpants]

The amount of mileven and lack of byler in all the teasers is lowkey giving these straightbait brokeback mountain posters

YOU’RE NOT SLICK WE KNOW WHATS HAPPENING HERE LMAOO

[sheridan-le-fanu]

Promare is the only movie to ever straightbait, and it’s hilarious. Hero McHeroguy had a little moment at the lake with Sidekick Girl where they look into each other’s eyes, but then an hour later he’s just straight up kissing Prettboy Rival. Like. Okay. Go for it!

[gayofthefae]

Milkvans seeing Byler go canon and being upset because of the videos of Milkvan posted for Valentine's Day and things on the official account over the years

Almost like marketing is inherently manipulative and money based and being screwed over by it sucks.

Are you finally mad when it's straight people? Do you get it now?

To the "Byler wouldn't be queerbaiting" people, are you mad now that it's you?

[bylercertainty]

bylers this is not a drill we prepared for mileven scenes in the trailer!!!! do not experience byler doubt this is PLATONIC elmike

[thegayclownbook]

this is the most physicall contact we see of any pairing in this trailer. you have to consider that they put that in the trailer with intent, this is the pairing the viewer should assume to be canon. notice how we haven’t seen anything of the sort with mike and will?

byler is supposed to be a surprise

you achive that by deciving the audience

like with:

[lit3rally-m1ke-whlr]

okay, so I’m currently watching S3E08 of the summer I turned pretty (spoilers ahead) and i found an interesting comparison to stranger things:

Sorry for the poor quality, had to take a picture of my screen

Steven and Denise kiss, end up remaining business partners/friends, Steven (probably) gets back with Taylor

Robin and Steve hold hands, Robin ends up being lesbian, they remain best friends

Mike and El kiss (a bunch), Mike comes out as gay/bi, they remain friends and Mike ends up with Will? What do you guys think?

Edit to add that Taylor parallels Conrad this season, who in turn parallels Will, i might make another post on that later, maybe closer to the end of the season

[whatgrungephase22]

You cannot convince me that Jack wasn't going to tell Gwen he loves her in this scene.

"What kept me going was the thought of coming back to you." He could have said Torchwood, or Ianto, or Tosh, or Owen. But he didn't. He said "you". He meant Gwen specifically.

He looked on the verge of tears, ready to pour his heart out to her. But then he stopped. He stopped because he felt that ring on her finger. He saw her shot at a normal life, a life he couldn't give her, and he immediately stopped.

The tears stopped, the conversation stopped. He immediately rerouted to a different subject. Because no matter how much he loves Gwen, he could not be selfish enough to take away her one shot at normalcy. A shot he wishes so deeply he could have.

And you see in Gwen's eyes she wants him to say it. The way her eyes are wide and expectant. It's like she wants him to tell her he loves her. Because she'd go with him at the drop of a hat.

Now, I am by no means a Gwen and Jack shipper. Gwack, if you will. But you cannot tell me that Gwen isn't Jack's Rose. Gwen is Rose if the Doctor had given her to Mickey. If Rose truly loved Mickey more.

You don't have to be a Gwack shipper, I know I'm not. But you can't deny SOMETHING was there. They are the biggest straightbait to ever exist.

[tranny-wannabe-04]

Something somehting I started writing an AU Stranger Things X the IT Movie were Mike is called Michelle 'cause as the start he's trans but he has to realize it yet and he also has a twin brother called Richie who thinks he's the only gay boy in the town until his brother comes out and admits he's in love with Will, who was captured by Pennywise... something something (?