types of people: my major seminar edition
“hot brian”: charming smile, lowkey a hipster, in constant pursuit of knowledge, loves the female gaze, asks profound questions followed by dumb responses, has a bromance with john, does the readings an hour before class, would attend college forever if he could, wears rings a lot, fuckboy earrings, obsessed with spider man
“girl with the light brown pixie cut”: awkward smiles across the room, constantly grappling with power exercised and power possessed, bright mind and kind heart, feminist, body politics are her jam, really nerdy but also really cool, looks good in anything (especially in plaid pants), super helpful, “WHAT? Im lost”, cute giggles, never takes notes but somehow remembers every discussion, open to new ideas, the embodiment of a puppy, hates frigid weather but loves autumn
“quiet girl with the lip piercing”: redhead, super shy but knows all the answers to the really profound questions, always thinking about girls, dedicated to cracking the code of existence, loves animals, zones out if not stimulated enough, kind eyes, interested in saving the world, badass, probably knows all your secrets, red lipstick, either an expert procrastinator or an expert at planning ahead
“margaret”: quiet but bright, eyes that cut like knives, wants to change the way you think about the world, turned off by religion, earl grey tea, loves running, does all the readings in advance, aces everything without trying, loves to write but hates to write for long, rarely uses social media, could probably snap your neck, combat boots
“the third year in over her head”: forgets to do the readings until right before class, asks a lot of trivial questions in hopes of finding the truth, kind of confused but also kind of ahead, interested more in religion than science, advocate for the bodies of women, stickers everywhere, loses interest almost immediately if not stimulated, uncontrolled facial expressions, hates every male in this seminar, believes in planning ahead but never actually follows through
“john” : absolutely must play devil’s advocate or he will die, hates school lowkey, thinks he’s saying something profound but actually isn’t, stares blankly instead of listening to the opposing argument, frat boy, loves hot brian more than himself, pizza rolls, writes only in Bic ballpoint pen, notes are just scribbles pieced together with a word or two, actually does the reading when its assigned, pre-med for the heck of it, gifted kid culture.
tag yourself guys! I am the third year (haha help me <3)
