#stupid aus

[malsheep]

am mega stupid. been trying to figure out which hermits/life series members would be what character in Ace Attorney and struggling big time.

Hey there you idiot, maybe it would go better if you made the colonizer islanders into professor layton characters like they should be.

Mumbo as the Professor, Jimmy as Luke Triton, Grian gets to be Clive because I think he'd have fun being evil future Jimmy

[dayumli]

Mha. But before the commission comes around Tomie is caught by Japan police force and held accountable for hiding a criminal. Well after that she does her disappearing act like canon!Tomie.

Keigo has to go to foster care for the time being given his home situation, Keigo gets adopted by Kenji Tsuragamae, Hosu's chief of police, for a short period. It's not a short period.

[highlifeboat]

Dating Sim/High School AU but it's a rural low wage small town school that's beige/brown and the mascot is a lion or a snake and everyone hates it but also kind of likes it.

The Dimitrescu daughters are the kids who always hang out by the Smoke Pit even though they aren't old enough to smoke. Bela definitely steals her mom's darts and sells 'em to other kids but doesn't smoke herself. They aren't popular at all. Actually people find them weird and creepy and only go to them for darts or to buy test answers.

[highlifeboat]

Listen I know Halloween is over and whatever. But in some AU where the Village is more like a modern town (and provided the girls could go outside) Daniela, Max, Cassandra, and Elena would 100% take Melony trick or treating. Because she's never been and the fact just shocks all of them.

"Mother always says it's the Devil's Holiday, not to be celebrated. And I wasn't allowed candy anyway." Is her reasoning

And they're all like "Get a fucking costume right now, you're coming with us." (Bela is also convinced to come along, despite worrying about being too old for trick or treating)

And her first real Halloween is awesome. They dress her up as a witch, people give her compliments on it, maybe gets scared a few times. Her and Cassandra pool their candy together at the end of the night and then she probably gets an awful stomach ache because she eats too much, along with Daniela. (Both were told not to eat so much in one sitting. But they didn't listen.) She doesn't understand why her mother hates this night so much. She really likes Halloween.

[lilisouless]

Concept,the Dregs making a no-swearing pact with a “swear-jar”

Kaz has no problem with bad words, but he does with loosing krudge so he has to get out of the room everytime he feels the need

Inej´s routine doesn’t change since she doesn’t swear a lot anyway 

Matthias puts some money every day since he has low high standards for what counts as swearing “Matthias,stupid is not a bad word” “if you wouldn’t say it in front of a baby,then is a bad word”

Nina and Jesper do surprisingly well, but they bottled up so many swearing that they over compensate by saying  poorly hidden innuendos almost everytime they open their mouth.Jesper,also decides he´ll bug everyone into filling the swear-jar and guess who is his favorite victim:

Wylan (already filling in advance a second jar) “for fuckness sake Jesper, this is your money too”  

[daezdlo]

Going through my story notes, and oops I kind of like this phrasing better for that post:

She likely modified Darla partially to carjack her, for when/if her friends decided that she shouldn't be going after Hordak.

This sort of nukes the sad AU idea with Jokes, but the idea of Entrapta & Hordak just carjacking a first one’s ship and running for the hills is kind of wholesome? Just boot out Adora et al in a life boat or something and enjoy life on the far sides of the universe.

Although, it’s still sad considering Hordak has tech/chips/??? whatever in him that Prime can just zero in on and summon him with. Wait, so if Entrapta didn’t come back with them to Etheria, would... would Adora die? Catra would still be chipped. Everyone would be. Would Prime win? Oh no.

No, if it was me writing it, Hordak’d get snared again and she’d have to come back to Etheria to Finish Things, and at the end of things, we’d get a more gray-morality coded Entrapta who’s still clearly villain-material (do not steal my Lab Partner, or you will suffer the consequences!)

Could see them stupidly trying to lock both of them up then, but like, they just keep getting out somehow? Hordak won’t stand to see Entrapta enchained and Entrapta can just slip out of any restraint and easily make her way to Hordak. Eventually Bow and Adora just toss them into the Crypto Castle and shout STAY PUT! And they do, thankfully.

[stupid-twilight-headcanons]

Stupid AU #7

Everything is the same but Leah makes thirst trap videos on TikTok the whole time. Every wlw on there follows her. It's not mentioned cuz she hasn't shown up on Bella's fyp yet.

[reallystupidaus]

Stupid FFXV AU

Instead of the chocobros, its just 4 clones of Prompto. 4 lil blond boys runnin around with guns! Ardyn probably be like what da h e l l