Stupid AUs

When I get bored and think of really stupid AU ideas for various things. Requests open uwu

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Stupid FFXV AU

Instead of the chocobros, its just 4 clones of Prompto. 4 lil blond boys runnin around with guns! Ardyn probably be like what da h e l l

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Stupid FFXV AU

Everything is completely normal except Ignis owns a Draco AK and has a terrible trigger finger.

Bonus points if he still has it while he's blind and blows off Promptos ankle.

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PSA

Carmina Rye from FarCry: New Dawn puts off enough Lesbian energy to power a whole fucken city i swear to god

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Far Cry New Dawn AU

THE TWINS ARENT ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES

BONUS POINTS IF I CAN PUSH THEM OFF THAT CLIFF IN THE INTRO

THEYRE BIG MEANIES!!!

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Stupid Stardew Valley AU

Sebastian and Krobus swap roles. You go into the sewers and you no longer see that gremlin of a ghoul but rather see that gremlin of a teenager. Bonus: AU where Willy and Mayor Lewis swap roles. WILLY OWNS THE TOWN NOW.

(Even more bonus points if both AUs are active in the same universe)

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Stupid KH3 AU

Everything is normal except the positions of Kairi and Mickey Mouse are switched.

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Stupid R6S AU

- Taina is 7 foot 6 inches tall.

- Doctor Gustave Kateb is 4 foot 9 inches tall.

The two still have a sketchy relationship and still get into fights, but it’s just scary seeing this 7 and a half foot Brazilian psycho loom over this tiny little beefy man

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Stupid R6S AU

Thatcher has Parkinson's disease and always fucks up the throw of his EMP Nades and costing his team the round almost every time they need to breach

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Stupid FFXV AU

Prompto physically cannot go anywhere without a baby chocobo in his arms. Wherever he goes he will be holding a little fat bird in his arms. When he needs to fight it will sit on his head and squawk at everyone.

Scree.

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Stupid SCP AU

AU where Dr. Bright IS SCP-682

He go rawr xd

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Stupid FFXV AU

AU where everything is normal but Ardyn has a horrible case of lice. Every few seconds or so he’ll itch his head and it grosses out every single character in the game. 

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Stupid R6S AU

Stupid AU where Cav is a tap dancer and forgets to take off her tap shoes when being deployed.

All you can hear is CLACK CLACK CLACK when she isnt silent stepping.

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Stupid Farcry 5 AU

AU where everything is normal except Joseph Seed is 4 foot 5 inches and has a weird obsession with the color blue

His tiny lil house is all blue and u gotta crouch to go through it

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Stupid FFXV Au

AU where Prompto has an extremely weird thing for fat rabbits and refuses to go anywhere without one, stuffed or live. Gladio, however, absolutely hates rabbits and will stop at nothing to give them to Ignis dead as dinner. However, he accidentally gives Iggy a stuffed one to cook and neither happen to notice.