#stxrked

[antvnger]

Ant-Mun smirks and chuckles softly as she walks over to Tony. “Good to hear because I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” she tells him before pulling him into a secure, warm hug. “Good to see you, Tony.”

“And Iron Mun too for sure,” Scott adds with a big grin.

@stxrked

Ant-Mun in the MCU

[darkkitty1208]

"Finish the sentence, Kitty. I dare you."

Context

Make @lilbitofmac do it. They're the one that started this.

[crisispider]

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @stxrked Liked for a thing!

"Alright be real with me right now Tony, are you someone who can HANDLE holding a baby, or are you someone who kinda FREAKS out about it? Because I need to know what kind of ENERGY i'm about to put May into you know?"

[inklver]

"You got any advice for a guy who's trying to get laid by a wizard? Because my usual charm doesn't seem to be doing the magician's trick?"

gotta say, if your usual charm is talking about come shooting out of your ears, i can't fathom how it ever worked to begin with (as for advice? dunno, probably just talk nerdy shit with him in a sexy voice or something. he seems like the kinda guy who'd be into that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[localwebslingers]

@stxrked asked: "Yeah, and just how long were you planning on keeping this from me?"

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"I wasn't keeping it from you I just...you know, kinda wasn't offering the information sooner than this. That's totally different. And you never asked either. You never asked what my favorite ice cream is either but I'm not keeping that from you. It's cookies and cream, by the way. You know...in case you were wondering now..." and hopefully not focusing on the fact that Peter had a box of knives in his closet. Like, a full one, they were higher than the edges of the box now. With the sharpie label of "gifts from bad guys" on it. Because he'd been stabbed with a bunch of them or had them thrown at him.

"It's not like I can just give them back either...But I kinda don't have room in my closet for a second box now that this one is full, and I really don't know what to do with them all at this point, and I don't know if this is the kind of question I'm supposed to ask you about, but I tried Happy first. Really, I did, and he got this really weird look on his face," worried and concerned were more accurate descriptions, "and told me I should ask you to do with them all. Because otherwise "more gifts from bad guys" has to go under my bed or something so....what do I do with these?"

[hacker-codeq]

FMK mentally ill genius edition: tony stark, sherlock holmes, james moriarty

( doesn't have to be ones you're writing with. just generic setting is fine. )

Send my muse "FMK" and three names for them to say which one they'd Fuck, Marry and Kill. (imma just do it as yours and Mori @kingofthewebxxx :D though the idea of all of those events coexisting would explode the mini-universe hehe)

"Kill Jim. No. Yes. No, kill Stark, he's annoying. I like Tony... He was only mean because you tried to kill him. Jim hasn't ever tried to kill us. That's a lie. No, it isn't. He thinks about it all the time."

((Guys?

"Sorry." There's a long pause as they consider, keeping their conversation more internal to avoid bickering for hours on end about their preferences in what kind of danger was acceptable. "Kill Sherlock. Sorry! I shouldn't keep saying I'll kill you, it feels mean. But it's right. Fuck Jim- you already do- Damn right I do." He smirked and then the expression softened as Q looked at the ground. "And marry Tony, if he'd have me. I know Marcus is annoying."

[benevolentgodloki]

"LOKI! Why are there spiders everywhere?!"

"Goodness. So there are. Just one moment."

He splays his hand and blasts the offending creatures with a flare of green, evaporating them at once. He doesn't have to tell Stark he placed the illusion there in the first place, right?

"You're safe now."

[antvnger]

“I love it! That’s so funny. That never gets old. You’re so funny, Tony.” @stxrked