#superbat polycule

[dp-clarkjkent]

How did each of the Wayne’s react when they found out you were dating?

(basically when they found out you Superman AND Batman were dating their beloved father)

Dick smiled and squealed like a teenage girl.

Jason just shrugged and returned to his book.

Tim was confused, he thought everyone knew that — apparently he's seen pictures of Superman and Bruce together in many news... And he assumed Batman and Superman were a couple since the start... and he was there at the gala where Bruce asked me out... Hence why he wasn't surprised when I showed up for dinner years later.

Stephanie chuckled and asked where Bruce kept the wine.

Damian tried to murder me was completely radiant about it!

Cass smiled and shook my hand. That was the most contact she shared with me since we had met.

Duke looked between us twice or thrice and just made a silent "ohh..." and later he asked me if I was being held hostage.

Alfred took out a gun and asked me to swear to make Bruce happy. It was a silly joke but just in case it wasn't I did either way. I'll love Brucie forever either way.

[dp-clarkjkent]

Bro made out with the dark knight confirmed

I mean... Come on... If you were in my place, wouldn't you?

From afar he might just seem like an emotionless shadow, but up close, he was so breathtaking.... I couldn't stop myself.

[dp-clarkjkent]

Do you and Bruce have an opinion on GL? The League members one. (God why are there so many Green Lanterns...)

I honestly think he's quite the pretty looking person, like some people say; 'pretty boy'.

Y'know?

He's... Alright. Interviewed him once. He wasn't very professional (he and Flash joke around a lot) but he's well intended.

Batman can't stand him. But for the sake of the world, he puts his troubles aside and agrees to "endure that nut headed egotistic metrosexual Ken Doll".

Brucie thinks his ass looks perfect. His dream is to grab it as GL saves him. Superman won't let it happen though.

[dp-clarkjkent]

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIENDS BISEXUAL AWAKENING WAS (technically) YOUR DAD??? PLEASE ANSWER.

asking for a friend.

-kon

Cheese and mice, Kon, calm down!

Is it that much of a big deal? I mean... Me and Supes kinda co-parent the bats sometimes too, you know?

[dp-clarkjkent]

No dilf means Dad I’d Like to Fu-*gets shot with a tranq dart and falls unconscious

Oh! Dad I'd like to fu....? Oh. OH!😳

I'm sorry! I'm already committed to lovely men 😅 And I don't plan on getting it on with anyone else.

[dp-clarkjkent]

Why does Superman not want you or Bruce to remember his anatomy? And why’d you excuse Batman?

Does that mean Batman knows his anatomy but you and Bruce don’t 🤨

Superman doesn't want us to be used as a source of information by his enemies, in case we're kidnapped and interrogated or whatever. He uses the kiss on everyone he thinks shouldn't know too much about him for those reasons (even a peck on the cheek, the kiss has the same effect).

And Batman knows pieces of information that not even the US government is aware of, I don't doubt he has way more knowledge than he wants us to believe, even if Kal did use the kiss on him.

[dp-clarkjkent]

I’m like 90% sure batman has hidden cameras all over your house

I'm 100% sure. I did consent, though, I'm as paranoid as him sometimes.

[dp-clarkjkent]

How overprotective would you say your boyfriends are?

Bruce: 7/10, very protective but is surprisingly good with boundaries.

Superman: 6/10, wants his bfs to be independent but is always watching close.

Batman: 11/10, he might hide it well, but he has an eye out for us at any time.