The Perils of Immortality
The Perils of Immortality by FriendofCarlotta || @friendofcarlotta Rating: Mature Word count: 12.5k
Dean has been quietly pining after his neighbor Cas for years, but as a vampire, he can’t exactly make friends with mortals — let alone date them. He’s pretty much resigned himself to admiring Cas from a distance. Everything changes the day Dean falls off a ladder during some routine home maintenance and breaks his leg. Cas is the one who finds him, and he insists on taking care of Dean after he gets home from the hospital — never mind the fact that by the time Dean’s home, his leg is all healed. Cas, obviously, can never know. Castiel has admired his neighbor Dean for years. Unfortunately, being a witch, it would be unwise for him to pursue a relationship with a mortal. Still, when Dean is injured in a fall, he can’t help wanting to take care of the object of his affections. If only he could tell Dean the truth.
Have you ever wanted to read a romcom about a witch and a vampire pining over each other and have it be about Dean and Cas?
No, I hadn’t realized I wanted it either, but as soon as I saw the summary for this fic I had to read it.
What follows is a cute story of a comedy of errors. Dean and Cas are dealing with parallel problems— not that they know it. I had a great time watching Dean and Cas try to hide their identities from each other. Everything about this fic is fun and funny. Yes, even the blood drinking (wait ‘till you see the name of the delivery service!).
With an enjoyable cast of side characters— including raven familiar Jack— this fic is sure to amuse and warm the heart. A great read if you’re in need of a pick me up. Or, simply, it’s great for anyone who enjoys a well written story.

















