#sureee

[extra-extra-unhinged]

Every time I hear Davey say, “how about letting a pal know you’re alive?” I stare at the screen in utter shock and confusion and whisper, “yea…a pal…sure.”

[fourfan-27]

spring/summer paper

Uh yeah I think he’s cute um

Without filters

[vegetarienne71-2]

Sure 😁

[sparkdoesart]

Still feel like a prey animal after last chapter. Had to draw them all again . AND I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT STUPID ROBOT WHO I HATE !!! HA !!

[muxas-world2]

After 2024 and 2025, a lot of what Pecco says in the media feels like the delusions of a man trying to convince himself it’s all fine… and yet I will believe him every single damn time.

[emmy-fish]

SFTH Characters as D&D classes according to me -part 1/however many I do

I'm bored so I've put the SFTH longform playlist on shuffle, and I'm gonna pick a random/fave character and discuss what class I think they'd be in d&d.

DISCLAIMER: For most of this, I will be using D&D 5.5e rules!!! With a few exceptions

The Evil Make-a-Wish Kid #25

Character: Marty Jr.

Ok so my first instinct was a mastermind rogue, cause he definitely gives off those vibes, lots of manipulation through spoken words and carefully laid out plots. However, him as a warlock where his patron is the Evil Make-a-Wish Foundation also would be super fun. In both scenarios I imagine him doing the Foundations bidding, however I am quite torn, as a lot of what Marty achieves is very magical/unnatural. But I also think the idea of him being such an accomplished rogue with the Foundation as his guild almost does his character more justice. Rather than his incredible feats being due to abilities provided by the foundation, its a display of just how adept/proficient Marty is, just how smart and capable he can be to a point where his plans seem impossible for him to have accomplished. Rogue also lends itself more to deception/charisma allowing him to go under the radar and believed by the general population to be innocent.

2. The Creak in the Attic #52

Picking a character was tough for this one, part of me was tempted to go with the obvious John Hobson Sr. as an artificer, but that feels too easy sooo

Character: John Hobson Jr. (Junior)

This one was pretty challenging tbh, I was thinking of picking Melson Nelson, but A. I dont wanna pick the obvious each time, and B. tbh I really don't know where to start with him lmao.

However for Junior, initially I liked him as a wizard, he loved hearing stories, so even though they say "this kid is dense" I reckon he definitely has a passion for learning, and he's curious. However, when delving into subclasses I had a few ideas:

Number 1: Necromancy Wizard - This option no longer exists in 5.5e :(

Feels a bit obvious, but I kind of love it, I mostly want it because I know that if Junior had speak with undead, every casting would just be this scene over and over again:

(Same vibes as that whole first scene in the attic)

Number 2: Sorcerer subclasses also have two good options for him:

I like the idea of John Hobson Sr. passing on some of his knowledge, leading Junior to develop into a Clockwork sorcerer.

However, Junior as an Aberrant sorcerer, with his exposure to Jim leading him to gain his abilities is almost too perfect to pass up. Also if Jim had the ability to give Junior detect thoughts, he'd do it in a heartbeat lmao.

3. The Last Lullaby #64

Characters were hard to choose from tbh, but Penelope feels like she has the most depth/potential options. Henry my instinct is is either Barbarian for rage, or something high in charisma such as a sorcerer or a rogue.

Character: Penelope McPhilip

My first thoughts for potential classes are: Fighter, Monk, or perhaps Rogue. I think her character leans more towards a melee or physical fighter as opposed to a magic user. Now rogue is a questionable one given the whole 'jumping out of the pot too early' scene, however that could also be a great example of the world's most frustrating nat 1 (as a frequent rogue myself, I know the feeling).

I lean towards monk for Penelope, however, if she were a fighter, I think the Champion subclass suits her well, potentially with her gaining this subclass after the end of The Last Lullaby, her drive to win/survive is very strong.

However I like the fit of a couple of monk subclasses for her too, in fact, I can pretty much picture her as any except Warrior of the Elements.

But! I think I like Penelope as a Warrior of the Open Hand Monk the most, both given she spends most of the lf unarmed, but also particularly the idea of relying on herself being a big part of her journey, learning to trust and rely on herself to survive.

[voltrixz]

Still not over the fuckin. headtilt he does near the end of part 2.

LIKE ARGH. STOP STARING AT ME WITH EM BIG OL EYE!!!! Looking all innocent like he didnt just kill like. 9 people 😭😭

[speakingofstones]

hey lifestealers that came to my account. you want moreee? dangling pierce and a smidge of branzy over your head

aummm big pierce ones.

like I mentioned before he's not human at all. one thousand white beady eyes under mask

this does mean the only mouth he has IS the one on his mask. food just disappears into him

idont think he feels like a human either. the best way to describe his skin Is kind of leathery but its generally covered by his fancy ass clothes so who gaf

hearts. everywhere. specifically the buttons on his top, ends of his horns, ends of his shoes, on his scythe and all the way down his spine. his ass is not beating the evil allegations

he has a piece of purple cloth wrapped around his scythe. do I need to explain why

the orange and blue effects in his eyes I like to imagine come from eating too many gapples. since he always has like 50

taill!! tail tail tail. end of it his similar to your standard devil tail but its a heart. covered in thorns too

this ones less visual but despite all of the stuff onhim you can never hear him coming no matter what. dead silent room full of crunchy material? you'll only know hes there when he is right behind you

umm branzy. not 2 many of these

horns.

slicked back hair? at least when he's like. being treacherous with clown n stuff. on the job

i KNOW you all like his tattoo but hear me out. what if it was hearts. like clown carved little spaces into his flesh and then put the hearts in there. huh

mechanical dragon wings! they can work just not very well I don't think.

his ass does NOT take care of his clothes. only when big things are happening (ex. circus/casino vid) does he actually finish buttoning the top of his vest

has a red cloth tied around his wrist.

anyways any other lifesteal fictionkins hmu me and my branzycanonmate (+ my moot whomst I am luring in) r the only onesssss