#svu incorrect

[everlarkyx]

"Secretly"

[incorrectsquadroom]

Elliot: I've learned some truly horrible things tonight. You were right and I was wrong.

Huang: Goodness. Alex is sleeping with Olivia?

Elliot: What? How could you possibly know that?

Huang: "You were right and I was wrong". You must have been shaken to your core to say that to me. Olivia is your most trusted friend, so she has to be involved. Your use of the word horrible leads me to believe that the matter was sexual in nature, given your obvious immaturity.

Elliot: I've had sex.

Huang: And, of course, you would be most upset if Liv were to have slept with someone you've worked with for years at this point, someone you consider family. Thus, the solve: Olivia and Alex.

[adi06lena]

Kat: who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Olivia: you're a hazard to society 

Y/N: and a coward. DO TWENTY

[witches-unruly-heart]

Sonny Carisi: “Don’t be mad—“

Rafael Barba: “That’s what you’re leading with?!”

[fatalitysficbakery]

y/n: olivia, don’t do it. …don’t.

olivia: *straining her every muscle* …

y/n: olivia…

olivia: ….

y/n: oh god pls no

olivia: “NODS DRAMATICALLY”

[sallywinters14]

* Carisi test tasting Amanda’s Alfredo *

Carsi : Your Alfredo’s dry. Did you use your cheese ?

Amanda : When you say “use” do you mean “eat as a pre-cooking snack” ?

Carsi : *cry’s in Italian*

[svu-incorrect]

Amanda: my mom always said “if everyone else jumps off a cliff you should to”

Concerned dad Cragen: your mom really said that to you?

Amanda: she wasn’t a nurturer

Cragen: :((((

[barbaesparza]

Sonny to Sonny: Alright, gotta stay cool. Act cool. Can’t let it slip that I like him or anything. That’d be so uncool.  YOU ARE COOL, DAMN IT!

-walks into Barba’s office-

Barba: Detective, how c-

Sonny: I love you