#sw text post

[miminoelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[desdinovas]

star wars + text posts

[ceoazula]

The Star Wars Rebels writers went “What do our viewers want to see the main character use their super powerful abilities for most often?” and answered themselves with “befriending animals”. And they were right.

[everyfandom-girl]

I still can't believe the Grand Army of the Republic had a fucken wizard leading every single battalion.

[plutoswarrior]

Force Signatures Part 2: Sith

part two to this

Part 3

no i don’t think you can actually see force signatures, only feel them. it’s just easier this way.

i write kind of weird so strap in:

sith force signatures are low and rumbly. very very quiet. dark. low tones. warm (not hot). vibrate more. are surprisingly comforting, unlike jedi signatures, which are harsh. can make you feel nauseous, carsick. soft. fuzzy.

Sideous: wide and thin, like the top of a large black lake. suffocating. has wavelengths moving slowly across it. low low low tone, almost below a hearing frequency. low, continuous, un-breaking. feels like hot wet tar. warm like a humid day stuck in a tent. it smells like the water you drink from a plastic bottle thats been sitting in the car for hours during a sunny day. deep deep underneath it’s bright red.

Dooku: still star shaped like it was as a jedi, and mostly white. hums a low tone like a door stop spring. on the inside, it is sickly. brown and sticky. a scap. like an open wound that is trying to heal but you keep digging at it. sometimes it screeches very high pitched, and very loud. Warm like an office building with no ac. definitely feels like corduroy. 

Maul: red. it’s red. barely registers physically. it is very wide, usually takes up the whole room. it feels like waves of heat and pure energy. strength. rumbles loudly, and constantly. it’s harmonies are always low. they’re lowest and most in tune when mixed with Savage’s signature as well as Obi Wans. Warm like the bottom of a pie tin, or warm honey. Not fluffy, but soft. like velvet, but less so. Smells like cinnamon and rust.

Savage: Small, and uncoordinated. black, lukewarm. like a ball of scribbles, thick and heavy, that is always changing and shifting. sometimes tendrils fling out randomly and it hurts if you’re watching it. if his and Mauls are in tune, his signature’s movements are less sporadic. more purpose when it lashes out. his vibrates a lot, a sense that it would shake your whole body if you touched it. low toned vocaloid.

Asajj: Bright red, almost hot pink, 3D rhombus shaped. taller than it is wide. it spins slowly and has one higher tone with its other two low ones. very sharp on the edges. flickers and glitches constantly, sometimes catching the feeling of green or blue. clean cut. it’s vibrations hurt to feel, just as burning and cutting as her lightsabers. smells like someone is hunting you and tastes like a suspicious food truck in a neon lit back alleyway in a big city.

Vader: as said in the Jedi section, just like anakins, except it is deadly silent. a suffocating silence. a heavy silence, like a great weight shoved onto your shoulders. on his deathbed each one of the eight high tones he had as a jedi plays once very quietly before his whole signature fades.

Kylo Ren: black licorice. a big dark cube that seems to weigh heavy over his head. a very beautiful two part harmony. all signatures sing, but his speaks. feels like the cold feeling in your mouth when you chew spearmint gum. very slowly rotates. ominous, defiant. if you were to reach inside it, you would find a crazed, frantic green light screeching and careening into the inner walls of its prison.

Ben’s is the same cube but with a bright green, fiery ring spinning wilding horizontally across it. the cube also rotates at a blindingly fast speed, and it smells like green apples.

[oliviadumhan]

obi wan: road work ahead? uh yeah, i sure hope it does

anakin:

[irate-pirate-bi-27]

Hux: What?! No, I don't have a crush on Poe Dameron! Why would you say something so absurd?! He's from the Resistance! It would be going against the First Order code for us to be together! He's not even attractive, with his stupid messy hair, and his annoying smile, and eyes that make your heart stop... Plus, none of his silly jokes are funny. At all. Not even that one about the snowmen. I definitely didn't laugh at all. Commander Dameron is nothing but an immature, egotistical, unintelligent Resistance pilot, and I resent you for suggesting he is anything else.

Stormtrooper: ... I was just asking you how your day was, sir.

[daisvridley]

drinking game

take a shot everytime antis says reylo is abusive.