#taffytalks

[charredpeaches]

me listening to leech sobbing and begging for me to buy him robux while i proceed to spend more money on it so i can unlike a fucking bird in a game populated mostly by people who roleplay tadc and skibiddi toilet with birds. it's a game about birds by the way.

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

one of my favourite moments working retail:

it actually happened on black friday. i was working with a customer, being all excited and shit, and helping her find what she came in for. after i talked up this product that she liked, cause it was on sale, she looked me dead in the eye and said;

“you are a terrible person. I mean, you are great at your job, but you are horrible.” and ended up buying everything i talked up.

after she checked out, she sought me out just to thank me.

[charredpeaches]

it's really funny whenever people talk about the randy shrine girl (aka norah) and think she's like some crazy entity but i've literally had conversations with her and she is, by far, one of the most normal people i've met online

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

I was driving with my mom the other day and we were talking about the Coronavirus. We had just come back from shopping, it was crazy. I don’t remember exactly what I said but she goes;

“you really just don’t fear death, do you?”

and I said;

“not in the slightest.” she knows I have a past of suicidal tendencies but I’ve been good in recent years.

She looked at me, then looked around, before sighing. 

“I don’t blame you”

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

grossest moment working retail:

this guy clipped his nails right in the store. a small, little decor and furniture store. right over the carpet.

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

a bit of time ago, i got this box of tea that boosts your immune health, since i get sick a lot.

they really missed an opportunity here.

it could have been called Immunitea!

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

growing up, my family took a lot of roadtrips. so for hours on end i was stuck next to my younger sister. our arguements would get so stupid. i used to tell her not to 'look out MY window'. like what? is this just me or are all siblings like this.

[starsmoonandacupoftea]

So, my birthday is next week and I have been looking forward to it since like December. I was gonna go out with my family, have a cool cake, just birthday stuff that I don’t really ever do. I mean one year my birthday was completely forgotten.

Now, with the coronavirus, I won’t be able to do any of this. So I told my mom that I was upset by this. She told me that people are cancelling paid vacations and whole weddings, I can go out any time once this clears up. But it won’t be on my birthday and it is just not the same.

I know other people have it worse, but why does that mean I am not allowed to be upset. I just wanted to celebrate my birthday for once.