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[blowjob-horseguy]

Greg Davies said rpf is fine actually, and little Alex Horne brought in an expert to confirm

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

Moses and the Burning Bush

1 Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb. 2 And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed. 3 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt. 4 And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I. 5 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground. 6 Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God. 7 And the Lord said, I have surely seen the affliction of my people which are in Egypt, and have heard their cry by reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows; 8 and I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey; unto the place of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites. 9 Now therefore, behold, the cry of the children of Israel is come unto me: and I have also seen the oppression wherewith the Egyptians oppress them. 10 Come now therefore, and I will send thee unto Pharaoh, that thou mayest bring forth my people the children of Israel out of Egypt. 11 And Moses said unto God, Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt? 12 And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain. 13 And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them? 14 And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. 15 And God said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, The Lord God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations. — Exodus 3:1-15 | Cambridge Paragraph Bible (CAMB) The Cambridge Paragraph Bible of the Authorized English Version, by Scrivener, Frederick Henry Ambrose, 1813-1891. Published by Cambridge University Press. Cross References: Genesis 11:5; Genesis 15:13; Genesis 16:11; Genesis 24:12; Genesis 28:16; Genesis 31:3; Exodus 2:16; Exodus 2:23; Exodus 4:5; Exodus 4:12; Exodus 6:26; Exodus 7;16; Deuteronomy 26:7; Judges 6:15; 1 Samuel 18:18; Matthew 22:32; Mark 12:26; Luke 20:37; John 8:24; Acts 3:13; Acts 7:6-7; Acts 7:30-31; Acts 7:33-34; Hebrews 11:16; Hebrews 13:8; 2 Peter 1:18; Revelation 1:17

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Why did God speak to Moses out of the burning bush?

[slechterick]

ok i, for one, think it's not my fault for thinking a pretty bearded twink in skintight black leather pants might be gay

but it is another penalty in my "can't differentiate gay from british" box

[disneytva]

On this day 9 years ago, Pig Goat Banana Cricket premiered on Nickelodeon.

Pig Goat Banana Cricket creators Dave Cooper & Johnny Ryan mentioned in December 2022 that they are developing a new series for Disney Channel at Disney Television Animation.

We wish them the best of luck on a greenlit order.

[rosalie-starfall]

Sally & Aisling 

Taskmaster - Series 5

[stickandthorn]

I’d seen pictures and gifs of James Acaster before, but I’d never watched him actually do anything till I started watching series 7 of taskmasters. And I was shocked to learn that while having the physical appearance of a man dying of consumption in 1867, he has the physicality of a 12 year old boy who was just pent up inside for 9 hours given a grown man’s body on a whim, and the anger of a ferocious stray chihuahua. It’s like watching a particularly pissed off Punch and Judy puppet who was enchanted into a Victorian street urchin who was then enchanted into an adult with tuberculosis try and fistfight a mountain. Regularly. I had absolutely no idea this was the man who crosses my dash in image form every so often. It’s very enjoyable.

[ilostmysoulbruh]

Hey-o,

I'm trying to find full episodes of Taskmasters can anyone help?

Tip: I'm in Australia so a site that actually works here would be bloody brilliant

Thanks mate x