#teddy natm

[marvybarbie2007]

as much as i love jedtavius, can the natm tag talk about like... anything else? anything at all? like... larry... the star of the trilogy? or... or TEDDY? SACAJAWEA? TEDDY X SACAJAWEA? AHKMENRAH? THE INSANE CECIL SUBPLOT IN THE FIRST MOVIE? HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? IS THIS THING ON?

[night-at-the-musian]

Happy ten years to the movie ever. I still cry at the ending.

Artists: @jacomitabarthalock, @zzoupz, @sammerguy, thatsn0m00n, nonbinaryahkmenrah, @gildedagent, @leravat-lat, @froggieetmblr, @primalrageanddumbassery

[anxietyprxme]

i love night at the museum

[kyleetryme]

*nlinks innocently*

What were jed and octavius looking at on the computer?

[cr8zygoodshot]

[professional-termite]

post canon larry who transitions after leaving her museum job. one night a few years later she comes back to visit and everyones like "...larry??" and she goes "well, uh, actually, its lily now--"

and then theres just a moment of silence before teddy yells "LAUREN!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY GIRL"

(i feel like i should tag @secretly-larry-daley in this so--)

[iceeericeee]

I forgot I made this lmao

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

So idk if this is the best dream I had or the weirdest

So I just, randomly met Larry in the street and challenged him that I could get a job at where he works and he was like "ok, I need help being the night gaurd at the national museum of history anyways" and I was excited bc I wanted to stay up

Anyways, I get there, I get freaked out by rexy until someone (i forgot who) tells me too throw the bone and I was like oh ok

Anyways I meet Teddy Roosevelt and Sacagawea and they're really nice right?

And I keep exploring the museum and I get to this one part and this guy is like:

"This room is full of prostitutes :D"

And, aspec me is like "oh fuck no" this guy grabs onto my FUCKING SHOULDERS (if you know me, you know that there's only like 3-4 people in this entire world that im ok with touching my shoulder) and kept telling me I should go in there

I go back to teddy and sacagawea and tell them what happened

Me: i DoNt WaNt To gO In ThAt RoOm BeCaUsE tHeReS pRoStItUtEs iN tHeRe BuT tHiS gUy KeEpS tElLiNg Me i ShOuLd Go iN tHeRe ;m;

Teddy: uh, that's the hall of miniatures

Sacagawea: yeah, theres no prostitutes in there

Me:

Me: oh ._.

So I go in the hall of miniatures and its like the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and I spot Jedediah who is playing with some Roman kids (adorable) and I want to tell him im the new nightgaurd

And then my dream ends :(