Mar 28
It’s just eggplant parmesan, folks!
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It’s just eggplant parmesan, folks!
When your marriage has a text twist!
Autocomplete, you will never match my freak. You can’t comprehend the next words out of my mouth.
Oh, autocomplete, we know each other so well that we can finish each other’s work without having a conversation with anyone in our class about the same topic as you do with your teacher or the teacher and I have to be careful to be honest
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…I was gonna say “sentences”, but go off
thought the Due South girlies (gn) and fellas (gn) would get a kick outta this one
i am genuinely sorry tho @cryptomothica
some of yall may remember when my best friend was talking abt putting a french fry in her mouth and pretending she had her oboe, and she accidentally texted that she put a groin in her mouth. now. as if my other best friend and i were ever even letting her live that one down. from the same girl (we’ll call her a). i present to you. these texts.
*im at dunkin donuts getting stuff for her and the other friend (b), who are at a different place, and im texting them*
me: so what do yall want?
a: ill have a large hot cock
me: you’ll have a whAT
a: COCO A LARGE HOT COCO
b: XDDDDDDDDD
a: COCO I SAID COCO
me: ok enjoy ur large hot cock lol
i have band virtually today but my clarinet is missing, my best friends and i were talking and
A spelling mistake in the previous message and some brilliant timing created this absolute gem XD