some ahnk moporkian bullshit (mostly moist and the truth)

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some ahnk moporkian bullshit (mostly moist and the truth)
you dont understand. there is ZERO content for this character out there. not a single 500 word drabble. no fanart. for this recurring character who appeared in NINE books in the discworld series. i will to save him
if i post the bursar can people act like he's famous i think it would make him feel better
"That's the last time that bloody landlord gives any lip to a wizard," said Albert with smug satisfaction. "It seems I turn my back for a few hundred years and suddenly people in this town are encouraged to think they can talk back to wizards, eh?"
One of the senior wizards mumbled something.
"What was that? Speak up, man!"
"As the bursar of this university I must say that we've always encouraged a good neighbor policy with respect to the community," mumbled the wizard, trying to avoid Albert's gimlet stare. [...]
Albert let his mouth drop open. "Why?" he said.
"Well, er, a sense of civic duty, we feel it's vitally important that we show an examp--arrgh!"
Terry Pratchett, Mort
The Bursar shrugged. 'This pot,' he said, peering closely, 'is actually quite an old Ming vase.' He waited expectantly.
'Why's it called Ming?' said the Archchancellor, on cue. The Bursar tapped the pot. It went ming.
Terry Pratchett / Moving Pictures
I’ve been reading the discworld books very out of order and have just finished Moving Pictures. Ridcully has arrived. The Bursar is still sane. I have a question:
Does Ridcully break the bursar??
Bull-headed 🐂
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Reblog this to give the Bursar three dried frog pills