Nah-Nah =8P
In their third year as Beacon students team JNPR was sent out on what was supposed to be a simple grimm cull... it was anything but. Under assault from all sides Jaune made a final call, ordering a retreat... it was the last commend he ever made... as he was overtaken by the horde of grimm before reaching the safety of the evac bullhead.
So gathered in a small private conference room, Glynda Goodwitch proceeded to read out Jaune Arc's last will and testament to his grieving team mates.
Glynda: Now considering there are clauses in this document specifically related to Mr. Arc's family, and have been given permission I will address Jaune's final wishes for you... his team. Pyrrha openly crying.
Glynda: I Jaune Luna Arc being of sound mind and body hereby...
Nora: I wouldn't say that... is entirely true.
Glynda: divide the entirety of my estate as follows. To Pyrrha.
Civilian with passing resemblance to Jaune: Honey, they're talking about you.
Pyrrha: *sniffles* What?
Glynda: My dearest Pyrrha, the one who first believed in me and the future I wanted to achieve. My partner who helped me overcome my own foolishness and trained me to be not only a better combatant, but also a better person...
Pyrrha: *sniffles*
Glynda: ... and who abandoned me...
Pyrrha: WHAT?!?
Glynda: ... and our potential future because she was too afraid to take a risk... I leave you... A BOOT TO THE HEAD.
WHAP!
Glynda: And one for the wimp she chose to date...
WHAP!
Pyrrha: *shaking away the impact of Glynda's booted foot.* huh? What? I don't understand?
Glynda: Wait there's more... Dear Pyrrha I know you'll want something to remember me by, and you've always had your eye on my Pumpkin Pete Hoodie... so I...
Pyrrha: Thank you, Jaune... I'll cher...
Glynda: leave you a BOOT TO THE HEAD.
WHAP!
Glynda: And another one for the wimp!
WHAP!
Glynda: To my dear teammate Nora...
Nora: Ah no... I don't want no boot to the head.
Glynda: Who while made my life as a team leader very interesting, but also drove me to the brink of insanity with your vapid schemes and chaotic behavior...
Nora: *Ducking her head under the table* I'm covering my head!
Glynda: I leave three cases of pure Forever Fall refined tree sap...
Nora: Oh wow! Thanks Jau...
Glynda: and a BOOT TO THE HEAD.
WHAP! THUD!
Glynda: And another to Pyrrha and the wimp...
WHAP! WHAP!
THUD! THUD!
Glynda: To Ren...
Ren: It's okay. I don't want anything...
Glynda: ... my friend, and a rock on which I could rest when things were getting too much. You gave me health drinks and teas...
Ren: It was my pleasure...
Glynda: You did you best to curb in Nora and prevent me from strangling her...
Ren: I tried...
Glynda: a BOOT TO THE HEAD.
WHAP! THUD!
Glynda: In closing I hereby leave the entirety of my vast hidden fortune to the people of Vacuo... so they can finally move someplace nice... and a BOOT TO THE HEAD for Pyrrha and the wimp.
WHAP! WHAP! THUD! THUD!
/==/ the Inspiration /==/
