I've been out of here for SOOO LONG because college has me dying + trying to study two (completely unrelated to each other) degrees simultaneously did not help + where is my mental health?
These reasons made me leave writing here aside because I thought it would help the situation but it kinda made it worse?
So I have a few ideas and plots, and I'm planning on beginning to write them now so I can start posting them during holidays, and after that I'll try to keep it up and see if it helps me a little bit.
Thanks for your patience y'all ♥️
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I'm 18, 5'5, short brown hair, blue-ish grey eyes, multilingual. Have like 15 piercings and tattoo.
Im in art college, began to get into witchcraft , (in HP I'm slytherin btw😂)
I like reading, doing any type of art, and just taking care of my adopted animals (which I have too many tbh😅)
(Idk what else to put🙂)
I'm a virgo (idk how that's gonna help tho)
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Thranduil
Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyes
You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
~'You should see me in a Crown' by Billie Eilish
The fact that you are truly a virgo but still are into witchcraft makes me think that the perfect pairing for you would be Thranduil.
You have the perfect amount of logical thinking and mysticism, not in a balanced way, but in a paradoxical way; this catches Thranduil's interest, it makes you appealing and intriguing to the Elvenking.
He would observe you before actually initiating a conversation with you, which would probably be about your own person. He needs answers about how puzzling you seem to him, and since you wouldn't probably give him all the information he asks for, he would be even more bewitched by you.
Due to the fact that you're multilingual, artistic and an enigma to him he would probably draw the conclusion that you're an actual witch —and maybe you are, who knows.
And though Thranduil should be a little worried by that, he's surprisingly even more attracted to you now?
It would take some time because Thranduil would keep tiptoeing around you —he looks like the kind of person who would love deeply and would heal slowly, and after his wife's death he didn't only close his realm, but also his heart—, but then you two get together.
Let me tell you, you make one hell of a power couple.
After a while of getting to know one another, you both would reach each other's kind and vulnerable side, which might be similar to the other's.
You'd take care of his moose like it's your own child and he would find that so adorable but how could he not?
Hi lovely! I was wondering if I could have hobbit ship please? I'm staright girl, I love reading, singing, acting and exercising, I also voluntaire. I'm a bit reserved with strangers, but with my friends I'm bubbly, talkative and playful. I'm perfectionist, smart and kind but I'm also stubborn, independent and I tend to put others needs before myself. I love learning and I like to challenge myself. I want to believe there is something good in everyone. My personality type is ENFJ. Thank you!
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Beorn the skin-changer
«You heard my voice, I came out of the woods by choice
Shelter also gave their shade
But in the dark I have no name.»
~'Hopeless Wanderer' by Mumford & Sons
Beorn is very much like you in the right aspects, and complements you where it's necessary.
He loves your kind-hearted nature and enjoys having you singing all around his land, it brings a musical aspect to the environment that without you wouldn't exist.
It makes him feel like he's in paradise, really.
Though he's also very hospitable and cares very much about other people's needs, he would definitely give you a heads-up when you're going overboard with putting others before yourself.
Beorn is also reserved with strangers, that's no secret; however, what most people don't know is that he's actually really funny and talkative with his close friends; you two would have a shit ton of inside jokes that no one would get.
Despite being protective of who he loves, Beorn would not be the kind to shield you from the world, he would let you live your life however you wanted to, escape his small house whenever you needed to.
He also doesn't ask you for information about where you're going or what you're doing, he trusts you to tell him if necessary. He doesn't want you to feel trapped or pressured.
Dare I say you'd tame the beast inside and not so inside of him with time, which would allow you to wander freely around his little realm even when he turns into a giant bear.
Hello, was wondering if you were doing mashups (if you aren’t it’s ok!) I’m female and bisexual, my two defining traits that I’ve been told many times are my bright green eyes and my power walk (it’s how I hold myself) my flaw I don’t like is my plus size. My hobbies are wood burning, and dancing around in the grass. I have shoulder blade length blue hair with the right side of my head shaved along with a hidden undercut. I’m 5’2. My personality is the bubbly person until you upset me
For LOTR I ship you with:
Samwise Gamgee
«It's a little bit funny, this feelin' inside; I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
I don't have much money, but boy, if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both could live.»
~'Your Song' by Elton John
I feel like the hobbits would accept you as one of them, seems like your essence mirrors theirs, especially Sam's.
Samwise Gamgee will enter a starstruck state the moment he sees you dancing around in the green hills of the Shire, he might even start thinking about marriage I'm not even kidding.
Frodo is the one to nudge him because "Sam, you're staring". He would tell Merry, and Merry would tell Pippin and the neverending teasing would start.
He would surely be amazed by your power walk, and most likely would be scared of asking to court you; the loud teasing and gossiping will reach your ears before Sam gets his shit together and approaches you.
Later he would be all over the place due that bubbly personality of yours; if he hadn't fallen in love with you when he saw you dancing, then he does when he gets to know you.
Sam loves your bright green eyes, he's bewitched by them every time you spare a glance at him; he loves how they sparkle at the flames of the little fire you would start from time to time to burn wood.
Flaws? What flaws girl? Sam sees none; you being plus size for him is the equivalent of you being a goddess of love.
He would probably see you upset for the first time thanks to Merry and/or Pippin, and let me tell you, they will have to run for their lives. That guy is in love and that means that, whether you need it or not, he would defend you from everything.
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Tauriel of Mirkwood
«And though I made you gentle for a time, your spirit's strong enough to fight.
You are a warrior; strength and courage lies within your heart.»
~'Warrior Daughter' by Wildwood Kin
Tauriel definitely has a taste for unusual people, but frankly, it's expected considering how curious, young and open-minded she is.
You would catch her eye right away, most likely because of your bright green eyes —Tauriel seems to me the kind of individual who would first look at someone's eyes, and then at the rest of their physique.
She would be reticent at first about accepting her feelings for you, Tauriel didn't exactly have good experiences when it comes to love so it's understandable.
At last your bubbly personality would win her over that kind of pessimistic attitude about falling in love again, and she would tell you.
She's lovely but also very protective, no matter what she does, what her heart tells her is stronger than what her mind does when it comes to actions; that would definitely get her in trouble for standing up for you even before you can actually get upset.
Hi! I would like a ship, I’m a female and straight. I’m like Bilbo, I’m that much alike him that you wouldn’t believe it xd. I enjoy playing sports (even tho I can be a little clumsy) and all nature-related. I love movies, animals,... I can be a coward, but I’m always down for anything. I’m Ravenclaw, Leo and idk which color I identify with, but my fave is orange. Oh, I’m short, brown straight hair, I sometimes wear glasses
For LOTR I ship you with:
Aragorn/"Strider"
Ship dynamic:
Teacher x Student
Quote:
«Oh Lord, I'm still not sure, what I stand for. What do I stand for? what do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know anymore.»
~'Some Nights' by Fun
For this I'm not technically ignoring your description, but since it's a mess I'm throwing things about you to complete it.
You like older guys, so let's start with the fact that Aragorn is —if I'm not mistaken— eighty seven years old during LOTR.
He also possesses vast knowledge of almost every topic you can come up with; you two could have very profound philosophical conversations and/or share curiosities with each other. Either ways you would pretty much love it.
Due to the fact that he was raised in Rivendell, he knows a lot about Elvish medicine, language and magic, something you would most likely enjoy learning, and even more if it was Aragorn the one teaching you.
Elves are also very attached nature, which makes Aragorn and you have similar hobbies and passions.
You would be 100% comfortable opening up to him, he's very emotionally intelligent and empathetic —is he a Pisces?
Do I need to say he's a gentleman? And loyal too. Also I'm not getting into the sexual stuff but you know, you'd be a great match in bed ;).
Yes, you're clumpsy, but that doesn't mean Aragorn wouldn't teach you how to properly fight, with sword, bow and arrow—you might need your glasses— and hand-to-hand combat. He would even make you a timetable so you both can do this things regularly as well as spend time with each other, something he would cherish.
You two would travel a lot through Middle Earth, sometimes with an actual purpose, and other times because he wants to show you places.
After he becomes king you'd probably have to stay in Minas Tirith —which by the way has a Big Ass Library that your Ravenclaw ass would love—but he'd definitely find time for you to escape your duties —I just realized you'd be queen lmao, he would definitely turn to you for advice— and go visit Rivendell, The Shire and Rohan.
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Thorin Oakenshield
Ship dynamic:
Dumb Damsel In Distress/Clumpsy Knight In Shining Armor
Quote:
«I was just a kid who grew up strong enough to pick this armor up and suddenly it fit. God, that was so long ago, long ago, long ago...»
~'Eight' by Sleeping At Last
Girl, you knew what was coming. We both knew.
I'm not getting too much into this because we already know how it works.
First off, you're also physically alike to Bilbo so you're definitely Thorin's type.
Your dynamic would be Dumb Damsel In Distress/Clumpsy Knight In Shining Armor — guess who is who—, but that doesn't mean he's not the protective one; he would go feral if something happened to you. To him your a baby that must be protected at all costs.
Your clumpsiness would 100% sure annoy Thorin because what the hell can you put it together already? Because he's tired of having to stop you for tripping, falling, getting caught in the crossfire, etc. He ends up low-key enjoying it just because he likes feeling like you need his protection and he has a excuse to get extra close to you.
The fact that you're up to anything AND a Ravenclaw means two things; 1. that you would most likely follow him into whatever his prideful, stubborn ass gets into —complaining and warning him?yes but still doing it—, and 2. You're most likely to get him out of that awful situation with your cleverness and quick thinking, things that he lacks of, frankly.
You're a Leo which implies that you're dramatic and sensitive, now, Thorin is a Sag which means he's dramatic and edgy, again the best pairing. He would teach you to toughen up and you will help him open up emotionally.
Thorin is not one to let his walls down, he has gone through a lot and now has a name to live up to, but he eventually lets you in because you're just that special, strong enough to crack down his armor.
He would turn to you whenever he doesn't know what to do and is in need of advice. You're the voice of reason, and even though at first he doesn't really listen, he ends up realizing that most of the time you're right. It will probably take a battle of five armies at his front door for him to do so, but still.
Bonus, you're actually a queen here too, damn girl.
Hi! Can I get an LOTR/Hobbit ship? I'm female and straight. I'm 5'1, athletic build, black long hair, brown eyes, brown tanned skin, glasses. I'm an ISTP/Slytherin/Leo. My most defining traits are that I'm creative, strong willed, confident and quite cunning. My main flaws are that I'm stubborn, somewhat of a rebel and I don't trust people easily. My hobbies are art, design, reading (i dislike non fiction tho), watching movies, and working out. Thank You!
For LOTR I ship you with:
Faramir son of Denethor
«Oh and I tried to start caring like you and like them, when you said that I was killing myself;
I healed everything but my shame.»
—'Straight Razor' by Matt Maeson
Faramir admires you, you could even say that he looks up to you in some aspects, such as your confidence, your cunningness and, believe it or not, your rebellious side.
That admiration would probably lead him to follow you and support you in whatever you get yourself into.
He's also really strong-willed, —probably a Leo, too— just like you, so you know he's not going to back off if things get ugly, he'll stand by your side.
He desperately wants to protect you, not only because he loves you, but because you remind him of Boromir in a way.
Though he's quiet about it, he loves how artistic you are and always sits nearby to see the creating process, but without staring, because he doesn't want to intrude.
He would 100% request you to design something for him —a piece of clothing, a belt, a sheath, etc— AND would pay you for it.
The boy would definitely show off your designs giving you credit; he wants everyone to know how talented you are.
He would be your workout partner whenever you wanted to because 1. He loves to spend time with you, specially when you're doing something you enjoy and 2. Workout with you is always fun for him.
Faramir most likely thinks you're way out of his league, first of all because you are so beautiful, second of all because your strong personality; he is very aware of how lucky he is for you to have let him enter your life, and knows that's a privilege than few have.
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Fíli son of Dís
«Maybe I've done enough
And your golden child grew up
Maybe this trophy isn't real love
And with or without it I'm good enough.»
~'Three' by Sleeping At Last
Well it seems like today you are getting paired with Leos and Leos only. I feel like Fíli would be a Griffindor though, so you're similar but not identic, more like complementary.
Dwarves are not ones to trust easily either; you'd be weary of one another at first, but slowly and without realizing how, you'd crack each other open.
Fíli comes across to me as the kind of person who finds attractive whatever is the opposite to his own physique —for example, preferring dark eyes over blue ones or black hair over blond hair—, which means that he would be all over the place just by looking at you.
He definitely loves that you can physically keep up with him, he's not one to restrain his abilities.
Let's add to the pros that you're short because he has some ego going on, and whether he admits it or not, otherwise it would be hurt.
In which refers to your rebel side, your strong-willingness and your stubbornness, he'd be torn between spurring you on and keep you in check; he's an older brother so he has that protective, rational side that urges him to make sure you don't get in trouble.
He's low-key envious about how cunning and creative you are in a not-so-healthy way, but he'd eventually come around it and realize how great it is to have you by his side.
He's quite confident, just like you so you'd be that kind of badass power couple, isn't that great?
Hello! I was hoping for a LOTR/Hobbit Ship? I'm female, Asexual and Biromantic. I'm loyal and authentic but I have a hard time believing in myself. I love animals and reading. I'm learning how to tap dance! I'm on the short side with brown eyes and purple/blue hair. I'm an INTJ. Pet Peeve would be people who complain! (Seriously either fix the situation or shut up) I'm a Scorpio, Slytherin and deep/royal purple is my favorite color! -Raven
For LOTR I ship you with:
Arwen Úndomiel
«Will you still love me when I've got nothing but my aching soul?
I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will.»
~'Young and beautiful' by Lana del Rey
Arwen, doesn't like, Arwen loves.
She loves your hair, she loves how singular you are, she loves when you stand up from the crowd because how could you not?
She loves your cunning, ambitious, Slytherin-like side, and she loves the undying loyalty and mysterious kind of aura typical of a Scorpio.
Arwen would be the first one to confess all of this, not because you're not capable of doing it, but because she's very open when it comes to feelings and she's really good at reading people. She's also very much willing to spare you from having to speak about your feelings.
You two wouldn't actually need much verbal communication —she's most likely a Cancer and water signs are pretty intuitive with each other—, but she would make sure you have it nonetheless.
The both of you have the same hobbies and interests, some by coincidence, such as reading and your love for animals, and some because you share whatever new thing are learning (for example, tap dancing) with each other.
She would 100% sure teach you Elvish at some point, and she knows you are very capable of learning it.
As I said before, Arwen is good at reading people, so whenever she caught a glimpse of your lack of belief in yourself, she reminds you how amazing you are, sometimes with words, sometimes with actions.
Do I need to say she gives up her immortality for you? She doesn't mind though, because in her eyes you're more than worth it.
For The Hobbit I ship you with:
Dwalin son of Fundin
«These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be»
~'Brothers In Arms' by Dire Straits
Your hair would be the first thing to catch his eye, that's for sure, but maybe not in a good way.
He's a down-to-earth guy —probably a Taurus if you ask me—, so he'd rather stick to the traditional, the ordinary, in general whatever is already known to him.
You're quite the opposite and that's unsettling to him because you've already caught his eye and now he can't stop looking.
Then he remembers what a great surprise was Bilbo, and gives in.
You would probably initially bond over the fact that you both hate whiners. Like, really hate them. Yeah, love is a beautiful way of bringing together different people but have you tried bonding over hate? 10/10, would recommend.
He really admires your authenticity. He's quiet about it at first, but the moment he notices that you often doubt yourself, he starts being very vocal —even though that's definitely not his strong side like, you can tell, but he's trying and you gotta give him that— about how talented are you, and he tries his absolute best to hype you the fuck up.
He might come off as The Tough Guy, but he's pretty sensitive; seeing you taking care of any animal you find, even for a short period of time, would melt the shit out of him.
The both of you share a very significant trait that also defines you, which is that you two are loyal to a fault. You would always have each other's backs, and I mean always, and if that ain't great idk what it is.
Hello! I was hoping for a LOTR/Hobbit Ship? I'm female, Asexual and Biromantic. I'm loyal and authentic but I have a hard time believing in myself. I love animals and reading. I'm learning how to tap dance! I'm on the short side with brown eyes and purple/blue hair. I'm an INTJ. Pet Peeve would be people who complain! (Seriously either fix the situation or shut up) I'm a Scorpio, Slytherin and deep/royal purple is my favorite color! -Raven
Of course! It's already on the making, I'll tag you in it when it's done ☺️
