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The Lumpy Pumpkin // The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011)

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Day 11: Shopkeeper/Merchant

That pumpkin soup smells so gooood.

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Tingle's Maps: Pumpkin Landing

Tingle’s Maps: Pumpkin Landing

Skyloft as a whole is a very pleasant, colorful place I often found myself wishing to visit in real life while playing Skyward Sword. It’s not without its dangers, however — much of Link’s airborne abode is overrun with monsters as soon as the sun goes down, as a result of Batreaux’s curse. Chuchus run amok, Keese fill the cave under the waterfall and even the adorable Remlits become aggressive…

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Couple cosplayed from Skyward Sword during STCC. Have you smelled our amazing Hot Pumpkin Soup bath salts? It’s scented with yummy pumpkin spice, made with sweet almond oil to be super moisturizing and of course the epsom salt will help sore muscles. We also offer $4 refills on ALL of our glass bottle epsom salts so be sure to bring back the bottles cleaned and empty for us to refill. 

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Lumpy Pumpkin Stew from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild! You will need: 400g Kabocha pumpkin 1 tbsp Butter/olive oil 2 cloves garlic 1 bay leaf 80g Onion 200 ml Water 1 Chicken Consomme Cube or chicken bouillon cube 200ml Milk 2-3 tbsp Heavy Cream Salt, Pepper, and Pumpkin spice blend to taste Toasted black sesame seeds (garnish) Wash the pumpkin thoroughly and cut it in half (please be careful as the pumpkin likes to move about). Scoop out the guts with a spoon and set aside (you can bake and eat the seeds if you want). Chop the pumpkin into cubes and slice off the green skin. Next, cut the onion in half and slice thinly. Crush the garlic cloves with the side of your knife and mince into tiny bits. Heat a pot and place the butter inside. When it has melted, add the garlic and onion and stir until fragrant. Continue sautéing until the onions are golden brown and a little translucent. Add the pumpkin cubes next and sauté for an additional 3 mins. Add the water, consomme, and bay leaf to the pot and bring to a boil. Using a mesh spoon, skim off the foam from the top of the soup while its boiling. Then, turn the heat down a bit and cover the pot for 10 mins. After 10 mins, open the lid and check to see if the pumpkin is soft enough. If so, turn off the heat and add the milk. Blitz the soup into a blender (or use a hand blender) until it is orange and creamy. Pour it back into the pot and add the cream and the rest of the spices and heat it up again. After that, pour some in a bowl and top it off with sesame seeds and its ready to go!

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A list of jokes me and my siblings kept making while playing Skyward Sword

When on the tight rope we kept chanting: Don’t fuck up! Don’t fuck up!

Groose, the real hero of the game! Legend of Groose: best Zelda game ever! I can’t believe we get to live happily ever after in Grooseland! Groosenator: Best. Invention. Ever! “Hey Ladies. I’m friends with THE Groose!”

The main quest of the game isn’t to rescue Zelda, it’s to do chores for the Lumpy Pumpkin (we, um, stopped making this joke after THAT cutscene...)

“God Damn It, Ghirahim!”  “Ghirahim needs to get laid.”  “More like GhiraHAM!”  “Ghirahim, get back here!”  “Go away, Demise! Bring back Ghirahim!” “I wonder how Ghirahim’s kingdom is doing without it’s valuable monarch.” “Ghirahim is actually Gene Simmons”  “Ghirahim belongs on a metal album cover”

"Fi is the best” “Thanks Fi, I needed that” “I love Fi” “Fi is ruthlessly sarcastic and I love her” “Fi calls Link Short Pants after meeting Scrapper” “Fi and Link chat while they wait for scrapper” “If you ask her for Rumours Fi actually starts gossiping with you about other swords and Hylia’s secret affairs”

Link: What the hell’s a Wii remote?

Link is too intimidating V.1 (sarcastic because he is so adorable and a nerd)

LINK IS TOO INTIMIDATING V.2 (sincere because HOLY SHIT)

There was one eye in the Levias fight that took almost half an hour to kill and nearly drained me of all of my hearts and potions. It was under Levias’s ass. He call it the asshole eye.

Pumpkin Soup fixes all problems.

“random mook (usually a bokoblin) is a WORTHY OPPONENT and we shall grant them an honorable fight” (proceeds to not attack enemy for several minutes while chanting epic music in faux latin)

“These are just random, innocent monsters and I’m killing them for their treasure.” “These bats just live here. I’m a trespasser.” “This thing has lived a thousand years and doesn’t even want to fight me anymore. Let me spare it, Please! Why is this game so cruel!”

Avoiding Peatrice at all costs, even if we NEED her services Thinking up ways to let Peatrice down easy: “Peatrice, you’re kind of unlovable” “You’re cool, but I’m gay” “Girl, are you Zelda’s dreams because you make me want to leave and live on the surface, far away from you, forever.” Peatrice should date Gonzo Peatrice should date Kina Peatrice should date Scrapper

Scrapper x Fi = the best onesided ship ever

Impa ate nothing but the fruits from that one tree for thousands of years. That’s why she lived so long.

The Hylian shield has a spirit too. Her name is Hy. She’s dating Fi. 

We call the Kina harp playing side quest Kinaquest: Hardest Mission Ever

Constantly switching from not wanting to catch bugs because it’s cruel to use them as potion ingredients to catching ALL OF THE BUGS because they are our enemies and must be destroyed. On a whim.

Fledge is too strong. Can out arm-wrestle Groose. 

“Demise is dead! And we’ll never see him again! Nope! Never again!”

“We saved Zelda! And we’ll never need to again! Nope! Never again!”

Hylia’s plan was kind of dumb. Hylia: Seeing as only a mortal could wield the Triforce I shall reincarnate as a mortal to defeat Demise once and for all. Everyone: Um, Hylia? You have a whole army of mortals... Hylia: No choice! Gotta die!

Trying to draw a Triforce on a sacred wall and failing every time. EVERY. TIME.

“Jumping off a cliff in the middle of a conversation is rude, Link!”

(*jumps into lava*) I meant to do that.

Ghirahim: Tis’ but a flesh wound

Spirit Trials always end dramatically. ALWAYS. Every. Fucking. Time.

Tumbleweed collecting. Or as I like to call it, incoherent screaming and rage.

Link’s true name: LD-Link-16

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