the jets as things my precalc class has said
tiger: can you repeat that? i want to write it down
riff: no.
balkan: you aren’t listening! THIS is how you make a fart noise right
arab: is it too late to change partners?
diesel: action i love you lets get married
action: last night you told me that you never want to speak to me again??
diesel: in my defense you said that i wasnt allowed to keep a wild possum in my room
riff: we expect you to be able to do this stuff, you dont get a cookie for it
baby john: i would like it if you gave me a cookie though
tony: this isnt an on topic question but why are they called sweet sixteens…. i just want to know.
mouthpiece: skink i have a secret to tell you
skink: yeah?
mouthpiece: i have a sandwich in my pocket right now
skink: NO WAY ME TOO!!
anybodys: i honestly believe that i AM one of the seven deadly sins
diesel: did jesus write the bible? do i have to credit him for my rewrite?
numbers: a) why are you rewriting the bible, and b) nah steal his shit! no credit for jesus!
