#this is mostly a shitpost

[dogwaterdish]

rick fumbled the percy vs jason rivalry for so many reasons. but the one I want to focus on now is that percy is so much like “I love new york city” and jason’s from california give him at least a little california coded-ness. come on dude. they’re from opposite ends of the country and one of them has crazy city pride. dude. you dont even bring it up in regional differences. come on. the groundwork is laid and rick still fell in a ditch

[h7300007]

pov you go on a karaoke date with billy and he queues up the starlight knight op 10 times in a row

[moroniccats]

Xeno is actually one of my favorite brands of villain which is “actually likes the heroes and enjoys spending time with them, will not stop him from murdering them.”

[no-where-new-hero]

every time i see posts with pictures of 1920s fashion with the short hair and beautiful silky fabrics and low-cut necklines, i completely understand valancy stirling's desire to go apeshit. if i had relatives trying to keep me in the historial equivalent of 2012-era skinny jeans and layered long-sleeved shirts and peplum dresses and i realized i would die wearing those, then i would also unleash insults at them during dinnertime.

[paragondreams]

Worst possible universe where somehow Justice gets fused with Oghren

[the-green-witch-project]

bringing a real "Ilya Rozanov, what are your opinions on Russia's annexation of Crimea?" energy to episode 2 of heated rivalry that my fellow watchers ARE NOT appreciating.

[themlpasouefan]

This so random, but the thought came to mind and I need to get it out of my head. How would @explosiveslurpeelover @myaltarofslush @takeouthertonsils and @asteroidthatsoverdue all react if they met each other? Like, if they were put in a room together, who'd get along with who, who'd end up fighting each other, etc.

—ANNonymous (yeah, I could send it without the anon, but this is funnier shhhh)

This is. The greatest question I’ve ever been asked in my entire life.

@takeouthertonsils and @myaltarofslush would probably smoke a pack together.

@explosiveslurpeelover is probably reading in a corner and ignoring everyone until provoked by the others. At that point he’s chastising all of them. (Specifically @asteroidthatsoverdue he probably finds his humor especially irritating)

@myaltarofslush and @asteroidthatsoverdue vent about their parental issues ruining their lives.

@myaltarofslush tries to fight @explosiveslurpeelover for being so ostentatious then they team up to fight @asteroidthatsoverdue while @takeouthertonsils takes a shot of something and watches.

-Then @myaltarofslush @explosiveslurpeelover and @asteroidthatsoverdue team up to fight @takeouthertonsils after he mocks them for being weak touchy feely types because none of them carry a gun to school.

Bonus conversation: @explosiveslurpeelover and @asteroidthatsoverdue have the most unhinged conversation about being the same person psychically and vocally however one is cis and one is not

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Remember looking at this room? We loved it 'cause of the light

Now I just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time