Jan 16, 2020
Thor: Did you have to stab me in the leg? Was it necessary?
Loki: Necessary, no. Hilarious, yes.
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Thor: Did you have to stab me in the leg? Was it necessary?
Loki: Necessary, no. Hilarious, yes.
Sitting down after a hard day to watch a movie the door to your livingroom bursts open.
Thor: Lady (Y\N) !! I am back on Midgard! Oh! Popcorn and a movie!
*flops down onto the sofa*
You: *sighing, quietly talking to yourself* When I said >can my day get any worse< It was a rhetorical question not a challenge!
Thor: *munching popcorn* What?!
You: ...
*a knock on your open door*
Loki: Hello pet, may I come in?
You: *grinning* God, yes please!
Loki: *grins, looks a Thor with a fading grin* He occupies all the damn space...
Thor: HEY!!
Loki: *rolling his eyes, twirling his hand. A new comfy sofa appears, sits down, grins at you* Come join me pet?!
You: *looking up, mumbling* Appology accepted, you made up for it big time... *joining Loki on his sofa*
Loki: *tugs you closer* You seem happy to see me...
You: *smiles* because I am... *cuddles closer*
Loki: good, so my plan to send Thor in first payed off. *grins*
You: dammit Loki *laughing*
Loki: *hugging you close* Not a good plan?
You: next time...*turning to look at the God hugging you* just come alone and see how THAT pays off
Loki: *eyes flicker with blue flames for a second* I am...intrigued! Tell me?
You: *whispering something into his ear*
Loki: Thor...you need to leave!!
Dead or Alive!
Loki: I'll successfully bring my brother, Thor, back! No need to thank me, I shall do it... whether he returns dead or alive!
Avengers: ALIVE!
Loki: Fine. As you wish...
Loki, muttering: Didn't say anything about conscious, in a coma, nor stabbed.
Korg : Thor, he's back! That kid on the TV, he's called me a dickhead again
Thor : Noobmaster!
Korg : Yeah, noobmaster69
*via game voice chat*
Thor : Noobmaster hey, it's Thor again! You know the God of Thunder. Listen buddy if you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you are hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt. That's right, yes go cry to your father you little weasel.
Noobmaster69 : But our father is dead, Brother!
Thor :
Thor : Lo-Loki?
Noobmaster69 Loki : Surprise!!!!
Loki: I met a girl who threw a pan at me. A frying pan! What's wrong with these Midgardians?
Thor: You're stabbing people for fun.
Loki: ...
Thor: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?
Loki (offended): ExCuSe MeEe!!
Thor: Loki I am sorry-
Loki: ONE! It is a man bag, get it right Thor. TWO!! it is a dagger you idiot, and THREE! No, you should not ask.
High Pitched
You: This is about the quadrillions ballon I am pumping helium into. Why does Tony always have to go over the top?
Tony: I HEARD THAT!
You: GOOD, YOU BETTER!
Thor: We had a rhythm. I hand the ballons, You fill, Loki knots.
Loki sitting bored in a chair next to yours just waves his hand and the ballon is sealed close.
Loki: Oh the jooooy!
You: I know what would be fun!
Loki: *looks interested* Fun?
You: Don´t knot the next!
*fills ballon, inhales and grins*
You: *high voiced* I am (Y/N), burdened with inglorious purpose to fill those rubber-sheats with gas
Thor laughing his ass off takes the ballon from your hands. Loki smirks a little but isn´t yet convinced that THIS is fun.
Thor: *high voiced* I am Thor, God of Thunder...
Loki: You sound like someone hit you with your hammer where it REALLY hurts!
All of you laughed at that but Loki looked at you with a gleam in his eyes that spelled TROUBLE
Loki: You, my Darling still need to learn about FUN.
Taking the gas tank with one and your hand with the other he started to walk
You: Where are we going?
Loki: We, my love, are going to find Bruce and make The Hulk inhale the gas! THAT will be fun!
Tony:....
Thor: I NEED TO SEE THAT!
--There is a ONESHOT for this on my blog---
One of those days...
You: *falling head first onto the sofa after a looong day*
Thor: Bad day?
You: *muffled* YES
Loki: Falling through the Bifrost bad; or getting told you are adopted bad?
Thor: I don´t think this is helping brother!
You:...
Loki: Why? I am merely evaluating how much hugs my little dove needs!
You:*lifting your head* hugs?
Thor: *grins* You should have led with that, brother
Loki: *rolls eyes* Would stabbing Thor help to lift your mood my love?
Thor:...
You: Hugs sound way better!
Loki: *pouts, but comes over to take you in his arms and kiss your head*
You: *sighing softly and closing eyes*
Thor: *teasing* You are showing PDA, brother!!!
Loki: *throwing 2 daggers at Thor*
Thor: LOKI! Why? *pulling a dagger out, wincing*
Loki: *having you engulfed in his arms as if nothing had happened* PDA!
Thor: PDA = PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION
Loki: Oh.. I thought PUTTING DAGGERS AWAY!
Thor: AWAY?
Loki: *shrugging* Yes, AWAY into you!
Thor:...
You: *asleep safe and sound*
Thor: How can she fall asleep, when you are stabbing me!?
Loki: She trusts me...
Thor:...
Loki: *grins mischievous*